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To have a zowiee is to have a great blowjob while relaxing to some classical dubstep and getting a great killcam
Kid: Omg that guy on the mic is having a Zowiee
40 year old virgin: Lucky ;(
Zowiee by AttomicK069 October 25, 2010
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The sweetest girl you will ever meet. She cares about her friends and doesnt try to ruin anyones day. She gives honest advise and cares about everyone. Shes gorgeous but she is humble about it. Shes the motherly type and makes sure everyone is taken care of. Shes shy when she doesnt know a person, but once they're friends shes her total fun firecraker self. Everyone loves her.
Friend (calls Zowee) : Hey Zowee i really am in a tough situation and i need help.

Zowee: I'll be right there.
Zowee by The Girl Who Knows All November 26, 2011
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Normally very chill and can take alot of annoyance and pain but when she's really mad you have to beware. She can become your worst nightmare if she is mad at you. She will either like you or hate you. She is very quiet until you get to know her. Once you do you will see how nice, caring, and thoughtful she is. Also she is very silly and weird. She is normally loved by all and wants to be friends with everyone. Because her name is spelled in a unique way, she is also unique.
Guy 1 : Zoiee is so cool bro.
Guy 2 : She's so chill
Zoiee by mransi246 November 12, 2018
Zowie is a girl who is sweet, gorgeous, loyal, sexy in bed, and overall an awesome person! She is sweet on the outside and the perfect example of preppy, but on the inside she is a sexy animal waiting to pounce . She loves to sing, dance, draw, and really anything creative. If you become lucky enough to have a Zowie as your friend she will be loyal, honest, and is always there to cry on or tell her everything going on and won't judge. If you happen to get Zowie as a girlfriend, you are very lucky! She is a lovey, sexy girlfriend, always loyal, and into all the cute couple things, but don't forget abnout her sexy side, she knows how to do everything right and always leaving her partners satisfied and wanting more. She is confident, happy, never stops laughing, and if you come across a Zowie never let her go.
I can't believe Zowie is your friend she is so sweet!
Zowie by H1234aaa September 15, 2017
exclamation of wonder, surprise,delight,etc.
zowie by Casey Marble November 6, 2003
The sound that is made when Batman hits someone.
zowie by jason November 20, 2003
A right filthy girl in bed and a crazy drinker. Has random house parties where people get evicted the following week. Dominating and will destroy anyone who dares test her power!!
Zowie will show you a good time in the sack but look her directly in the eye and she'll kill you!
Zowie by Skivercf1985 March 25, 2009
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