Zorch

To travel with velocity approaching lightspeed. To propel something very quickly.

"The new comm software is very fast; it really zorches files through the network."

by cobrien November 3, 2008

Zorch

The act of swallowing the fart of another, through direct contact with their anus. Typically performed in a sexual context.

Allan consumed a large kale salad at lunch so David could zorch his farts in the evening.

by Big daddi dog April 8, 2022

Zorch

The Zorch is your second mythical stomach which can only be filled by expressing your individual style. Whenever you listen to music, create artwork, or be apart of something completely original, you are feeding your Zorch.

I'm going to a Creed show tonight, I can't wait to listen to live music and feed my Zorch!

by BlackandWhite March 6, 2012

Zorch

The art of sucking a fart out of someones ass

"Oh Deric i fancy a bit of zorching tonight" " shal i zorch you or you zorch me?"

by running out of names here February 8, 2007

Zorch

Yes, a zorch IS a person who sucks gas from butts. Originally, a person who sucks gas from the butts of dead seaguls on the beach.

I was walking at Jones Beach and spied a zorch picking up seagul corpes and sucking at their asses.

by Blogger May 9, 2005

Zorch

The person who sucks the fart out of the seats at the end of a movie.

John 1: So John what do you do for a living?
John 2: Nothing much, just been zorching

by Gabriel S. August 30, 2007

Zorch

Typically meaning "butt" or "bottom"

Can also mean to fail an exam or test

Hey! Get your zorch out of my way!"

or "Wow! I really zorched that test!"

by Mr. Edwin Perry February 18, 2005