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zoom calls at 3 am

You are on a zoom call at 3 am with your best friend and your crush and you act like a crackhead and we think your crush likes you but you don't know becasue he is confusing and we been trying to figure out if he likes you for the past 4 days going on 5 and he won't tell you.
zoom calls at 3 am are the best!

Zoom calls with Mrs. Green

A really funny zoom with your teacher
Zoom calls with Mrs. Green are really funny!

Zoom Call Formal

Zoom Call Formal is a term used to describe an individual who is wearing formal attire from the waist up, however is naked below said point. i.e a collared shirt, suit, and tie, however no underwear or pants. It can also be used to describe someone wearing a top but no pants on a discord call.
I can't believe John was in Zoom Call Formal. I would have never guessed if he never stood up.
Zoom Call Formal by Starry Skyla December 29, 2025
Where people are phony tough talking crap because they are not in the same room as you and could easy forget that you are on the video conference..
She had Zoomballs talking about a co-worker in 3rd person on our video conference.
Zoomballs by Qcrazy April 8, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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