Zoom broom

Eliminating the background distractions.

“Denise,” went the text from my boss last Sunday, “when we do the meetup with Amway could you please do a zoom broom on your so-called office -- jettison the vibrators, the pogo stick, the pink silk thingie hanging just on screen. The signed blowup of Bono from ’98 too. We don’t want Chris to think we’re wack. Oh, and could you make sure that snot-nosed Berry doesn’t poke her face in?”
“Shithead,” I replied under my breath, “It’s not Zoom, it’s WebEx. It's not Berry, it's Valley. Plus, I only accept texted managerial counsel of under 10 words.”

To prep for the interview (for the job he didn’t even want, but it would pay for tacos) Panda did a quick zoom broom in the study he “shared” with mama, backlighting the Mac and taking down the hanging hooked rug depicting a bald eagle descending upon a Hudson River ice floe. Darn these Zoom gigs, he thought, feeling pretty sure he’d have to shave his soul patch.

by Hifalutin! February 5, 2022

Zoom Boom

When you think your Zoom conference is on mute and you fart..... But you realize you forgot to mute...

I was totally on a work Zoom and blasted one... Thought I was muted.. Wasn't... Total Zoom Boom

by Rock Stars From Mars May 12, 2020

zoom boom

The act of collectively watching pornographic content during a Zoom meeting.

It was so fun to zoom boom with the homies last night !

by Niarcisse April 21, 2020

zoom boom

The act of watching pornographic material on a Zoom meeting with your friends.

He asked me if I wanted to zoom boom with them tonight.

by Niarcisse April 30, 2020

Zoom Boom

Sex over video chat.

"Dude, my girl's out of town, but we're gonna zoom boom tonight..."

by Tiberius183 December 17, 2021

Boom Zoom

Basically, you crap in your pants.

I thought I was going to have gas but I made a boom zoom.

by SpootSTL August 21, 2011

zoom zoom in the boom boom

The act of wanting or preparing for anal sex.

All you act like is I wanna zoom zoom in the boom boom.

by Sinker December 6, 2005