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Zoom Toobin 

I was tired of Karen's complaining, so I went ahead and whipped out the old Zoom Toobin
Zoom Toobin by Ziggipops October 19, 2020

Zoom Toobin 

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.
Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!
Zoom Toobin by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020

Zoom Toobing

Touching one's self for personal gratification while on a company Zoom teaming call
"While Manda presented her findings regarding the effects of forest management on the containment of wild fires, Braden was suddenly observed to be Zoom Toobing and was promptly removed from the online meeting by the host".
Zoom Toobing by Flowky October 20, 2020

zoomtoobin

Facilitating your tumescence while maintaining Zoom cam presence
My zoomtoobin got me a bootin’ though my vid I set to mutin’. I am certainly the Talk of the Town now.
zoomtoobin by twistedechoes October 21, 2020

ZOOMTOOBIN

Pleasuring oneself while participating on a company ZOOM conference call.
Dude! I heard you got fired from your job today!

Yeah my boss caught me ZOOMTOOBIN during our weekly Zoom sales meeting.
ZOOMTOOBIN by Wilber Cat November 19, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026