Touching one's self for personal gratification while on a company Zoom teaming call
"While Manda presented her findings regarding the effects of forest management on the containment of wild fires, Braden was suddenly observed to be Zoom Toobing and was promptly removed from the online meeting by the host".
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"