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Zoom Toobin 

When you get caught jerking off on a zoom call.
He totally got caught Zoom Toobin while he was on a work meeting.
Zoom Toobin by Digglers dozen October 19, 2020
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Zoom Toobin 

Exposing your dick on a Zoom conference call
I was tired of Karen's complaining, so I went ahead and whipped out the old Zoom Toobin
Zoom Toobin by Ziggipops October 19, 2020

Zoom Toobin 

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.
Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!
Zoom Toobin by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020

Zoom Toobing

Touching one's self for personal gratification while on a company Zoom teaming call
"While Manda presented her findings regarding the effects of forest management on the containment of wild fires, Braden was suddenly observed to be Zoom Toobing and was promptly removed from the online meeting by the host".
Zoom Toobing by Flowky October 20, 2020

zoomtoobin

Facilitating your tumescence while maintaining Zoom cam presence
My zoomtoobin got me a bootin’ though my vid I set to mutin’. I am certainly the Talk of the Town now.
zoomtoobin by twistedechoes October 21, 2020

ZOOMTOOBIN

Pleasuring oneself while participating on a company ZOOM conference call.
Dude! I heard you got fired from your job today!

Yeah my boss caught me ZOOMTOOBIN during our weekly Zoom sales meeting.
ZOOMTOOBIN by Wilber Cat November 19, 2020
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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