Zoom Toobin

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When you get caught jerking off on a zoom call.

He totally got caught Zoom Toobin while he was on a work meeting.

Zoom Toobin by Digglers dozen October 19, 2020

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Zoom Toobin

Exposing your dick on a Zoom conference call

I was tired of Karen's complaining, so I went ahead and whipped out the old Zoom Toobin

Zoom Toobin by Ziggipops October 19, 2020

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Zoom Toobin

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.

Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!

Zoom Toobin by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020

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Zoom Toobing

Touching one's self for personal gratification while on a company Zoom teaming call

"While Manda presented her findings regarding the effects of forest management on the containment of wild fires, Braden was suddenly observed to be Zoom Toobing and was promptly removed from the online meeting by the host".

Zoom Toobing by Flowky October 20, 2020

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zoomtoobin

Facilitating your tumescence while maintaining Zoom cam presence

My zoomtoobin got me a bootin’ though my vid I set to mutin’. I am certainly the Talk of the Town now.

zoomtoobin by twistedechoes October 21, 2020

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ZOOMTOOBIN

Pleasuring oneself while participating on a company ZOOM conference call.

Dude! I heard you got fired from your job today!

Yeah my boss caught me ZOOMTOOBIN during our weekly Zoom sales meeting.

ZOOMTOOBIN by Wilber Cat November 19, 2020

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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