Zonion

People who are infected with Onion infection.
They can infect you by eating onion that's influenced by the Lords of Onion.
After they're infected, they turned in to a mindless creature and with time the onion seed blossom on their head.

That's how Monmu created his army of Zonion

Zonion by Metal Penguin August 20, 2020

zonin 

To be in a state in which you are so high in marijuana that you are in a world by yourself.

I need to be zonin' right now man, I need to level my head.

zonin by monkeydude12345 December 28, 2005

safe zoning

The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.

The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.

safe zoning by BoMat April 27, 2008

zonzon 

a Swedish person who is fond of small breasted girls who have cats ears.

your wf looks like zonzon

zonzon by billy233333333333 December 26, 2009

warp zoning

A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.

By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.

warp zoning by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011

zonin 

to be so stoned you in your own zone

i was zonin so bad yesterday i was in my laughing zone

zonin by Anonymous March 25, 2003

zoning 

Zoning..... is where you stare at something, completely oblivious to the world around you, and oblivious to the fact that you are staring at something, whilst either thinking about nothing and being in a kind of trance, or being in deep thought. "Zones" can last either a few seconds or a few mins. At the end of it, you suddenly realise your zoning and snap out of it, coming back to the real world

(after a minute of doing nothing, Joel suddenly jerks his head up)
Scott: Zoning again man?
Joel: Yeah

zoning by Eloquence August 30, 2006