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This curvaceous woman will stop for no one. She will beat anyone down senselessly with the law, she is too proper and awe-inspiring to stoop to a lower level. She smokes way too many cigarettes but she looks insanely cool when she does. The reason she is so damn amazing is because when she was conceived it was on Mount Mordor and there were unicorns keeping watch because it was just too intense for words. After her conception a choir of angels came down and told her parents that their purpose in life was to raise and nurture the most bad ass person in the world.
Zorione can be found walking around a university campus with an incredibly bad ass cigarette hanging out of her delectable mouth and listening to some fucking amazing background music blasting out of her headphones. So many guys try to stop her to try to marry her because they know she's one in the universe. Zorione never stops listening to her bad ass music and blowing smoke in their faces.

Zorione is a rare and majestic creature that doesn't put up with any bullshit and is not afraid to leave the pack and be on her own.

All in all, a Zorione is a bad ass motherfucker.
*Zorione walking around campus*
Boy 1-Zorione, please! Marry me! I must have you.
Boy 2-No no! Marry me! I'm better!
Boy 3-Marry me! I'm a bad ass and will let you blow smoke in my face!
Zorione-One does not simply ask if you can marry me.
Zorione by BigBootyBitches4Evr November 16, 2011
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A name from the northern part of Spain. The Basque Country to be exact. Translation to English is actually "Sanitary Napkin." Is easily amused and extremely good looking. Smart but lacks common sense.
-Did you hear about Zorione?

-Yeah, she just lacks common sense.

-But she's a hella fine.
Zorione by Lily Eater February 26, 2010
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It comes from the Basque region in northern spain. It means happiness.

It is a name for females
The masculine version of the name is: Zorion.
This is my name and pretty much everyone just calls me Zori.
Zoriona, come here right now!
Zoriona by Zormaundo March 3, 2018
Zoriona is typically a gurl that is in love wit youngboy (yb). she has shirts and hoodies wit his face on them. she prints pictures of him and puts them on her wall. she loves all his music and HATES his baby mamas. she photo shops her face on his baby mamas faces. and Zoriona loves lookin at his booty cheeks.

She gets called Zori for short and don't forget loves yb.
all jokes..... unlesss
Zoriona loves youngboys bootty cheeks
Zoriona by Savawava May 25, 2022
Zorion is a nice, loving and cheerful friend all though he is small and doesn’t know how to use his “weapon” the ladies still love him
He is such a zorion
Zorion by Lil Xanaclause May 1, 2018

zorionna 

Zorionna means someone who is going to be there for you no letter what; she has your back if only got hers. Never thinks what’s behind her only looks forward. Very fragile but always can be put back together.
“Zorionna is the most sweetest piece of cake I’ve ever met.”
zorionna by Kelly Olsen November 21, 2021
The only person in the world with this name as far as I know, very explosive with some may call confidence. Looks for baddies, mostly the light of the party cool guy to hang out with.
Yo wazzup Zerione?
Zerione: sup
Zerione by Miguelito S. November 23, 2021
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