zingus

The act of creating or delivering a humorous response or observation which results in the defamation in character or lower credibility of a person, place or object. The humorous comment typically would cause anger or sadness for any person that such comment was directed to. Ergo, causing a zing or burn type feeling resulting in possible depression and or lower feeling of self worth. Zingus has a lineage with its not so distante cousin zinger. In many circles, zingus is revered as the more modern day version of zinger.

"Did you see the shirt Kate is wearing?" - person A

"Yeah, it looks like it was handcrafted by the homeless" - person B

"Mission control to planet zingus! We have lift off!" - person A

zingus by Mike & Shane March 11, 2006

zingus

The act of creating or delivering a humorous response or observation which results in the defamation in character or lower credibility of a person, place or object. The humorous comment typically would cause anger or sadness for any person that such comment was directed to. Ergo, causing a zing or burn type feeling resulting in possible depression and or lower feeling of self worth. Zingus has a lineage with its not so distant cousin zinger. In many circles, zingus is revered as the more modern day version of zinger.

"Did you see the shirt Kate is wearing?" - person A

"Yeah, it looks like it was handcrafted by the homeless" - person B

"Ground control to Major Zingus, we have lift off!" - person A

zingus by Mike & Shane March 12, 2006

zinus 

The robotic genitalia of a Robot Man Whore.

A huge robotic tool/asshat/douche

My man couldn't finish me last night so I had to break out my Zinus.

The customer service person I spoke to was such a zinus, read a fucking script much?

zinus by Supermansgirl199 April 14, 2017

Zingos 

The only grocery store in the Pike Creek valley. If you live in Newark, you've probobly spent atleast 50% of your life at Zingos. Its the only grocery store you've ever been to, you wouldn't dream of shopping anywhere else... it would be a sin. Only place on the face of the planet that cells Super Chill water.

Me: Where are you?
You: At the grocery store.
Me: Zingos?
You: Theres another one?

Zingos by SuperChillH2O June 13, 2008

Zinguss 

A lil kid that types in emojis rather than words. On top of that, he always tries to suck up to the popular kids and if someone is being bullied - he will always join in, cringe all around.

Cool guy: Yo wassup man
Cool guy #2: Not much, I was acting like Zinguss yesterday.
Cool guy: how so?
Cool guy #2: *weirdchamp, kappa, smiling emoji* Well a girl was being raped and I kept telling her she is fat *omegaLUL*

Zinguss by Zingraal February 26, 2020

zingls 

A made-up drug that does not exist.It is usually an ingredient for a cocktails or an alcoholic drink

E.g, "I want to smoke some Zingls tonight".

zingls by he11oo June 25, 2020

Zongus 

A person who is not intelligent, or annoying. It must always be spelt with a capital Z.

"i wanna fuck my sister" - Bros a Zongus

Zongus by WimbledonFCCrazyGangFACup1988 June 11, 2023