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zombieface 

Just when you're about to bust a nut from a girl sucking your cock, pull it out and shoot your load into her eyes. Then sit back and enjoy as she moans and trips over the furniture like a zombie.
Bitch stepped on my glasses after I administered a zombieface.
zombieface by warpd March 3, 2004

zombieface 

a white person's face because he is so pale like a dead corpse or mindless zombie
tell that zombieface to go outside for once and get a tan
zombieface by TruthHurtsCracka March 21, 2010

zombiefantazzlerazzle 

zombiefantazzlerazzle

(1) adj. Synonymous with 'awsome', but usually carrying a more gory connotation.
"Dude, that movie was so zombiefantazzlerazzle, like when that guy got his head chopped off!"
zombiefantazzlerazzle by DarkHalf129 September 30, 2006

zombieface 

The face someone makes when they are about to sneeze.
Example 1:

Jane: I went out with John last night... He's cute but he kept making this zombieface. I think he has terrets.

Sue: Maybe he had to sneeze.

Jane: He should have noseturbated it out.

Example 2:

Bob: How did the interview go?

John: Horrible. I had to sneeze so bad I zombiefaced through half the interview. And to make matters worse, I sneezed so hard that I blew boogers all over the desk.

Bob: Should have noseturbated before you went in.
zombieface by Scooter118 March 11, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026