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Zombie Fact 

A false statement, asserted as a fact, that has been repeatedly and thoroughly debunked, yet still keeps turning up in debate. It takes its name from the zombie movie trope, whereby no matter how many times you shoot a zombie, it just keeps getting up and coming at you.
“The moon landing was a hoax, didn’t you see the flag waving in the breeze?”

“Mate, that’s totally a zombie fact. There’s no air resistance on the moon, it was the motion of the flag pole being planted in the lunar soil that caused the flag to wave back and forth”
Zombie Fact by TheShickle November 6, 2021
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zombieface 

Just when you're about to bust a nut from a girl sucking your cock, pull it out and shoot your load into her eyes. Then sit back and enjoy as she moans and trips over the furniture like a zombie.
Bitch stepped on my glasses after I administered a zombieface.
zombieface by warpd March 3, 2004

zombieface 

a white person's face because he is so pale like a dead corpse or mindless zombie
tell that zombieface to go outside for once and get a tan
zombieface by TruthHurtsCracka March 21, 2010

zombiefantazzlerazzle 

zombiefantazzlerazzle

(1) adj. Synonymous with 'awsome', but usually carrying a more gory connotation.
"Dude, that movie was so zombiefantazzlerazzle, like when that guy got his head chopped off!"
zombiefantazzlerazzle by DarkHalf129 September 30, 2006

zombieface 

The face someone makes when they are about to sneeze.
Example 1:

Jane: I went out with John last night... He's cute but he kept making this zombieface. I think he has terrets.

Sue: Maybe he had to sneeze.

Jane: He should have noseturbated it out.

Example 2:

Bob: How did the interview go?

John: Horrible. I had to sneeze so bad I zombiefaced through half the interview. And to make matters worse, I sneezed so hard that I blew boogers all over the desk.

Bob: Should have noseturbated before you went in.
zombieface by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026