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A devastating insult implying that you're pretty much the worst human being on earth. Zollos evoke an immediate feeling of total disgust within all who encounter them. Also most likely possesses an abhorrent taste in music. Derived from Barstoolsports.com Beats website head blogger Zollo whose posts elicit constant ridicule and have made the word zollo synonymous with pathetic displays of human behavior.
Rob Kardashian is such a zollo.
Zollo by donmendigo June 4, 2014
Words you can keep
To have sexual intercourse with an underage boy then continue to drive him home.
Oh he is going to zollo Jimmy tonight.
How was your night son? I got zolloed
Zollo by Lphscluck October 14, 2016
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Zollo louie zollo Zillow zoloft ZOLO Zollie zolton zoll zolly zello

louie zollo

Fat shit who plays fortnite and siege all day, acts like a pothead, is Brklyn born, hasent hit puberty, and has 34dd titties
Friend 1: “yo wanna go to louie zollos house”
Friend 2: “Naw fuck that fatshit”
To search for your dream home even if you have no idea how you'll pay for it.
Zillowed some prime Beverly Hills properties. Now if I could just get Bradley Cooper to propose I'd be all set!
zillow by PriusPrimo April 23, 2015

Zoglodyte 

An ideologically kosher subject of ZOG -- Zionist Occupied Government; a willing participant in ZOG's agenda, wars, narratives, etc.
James and his wife Jane are Zoglodytes. They read and watch mainstream media, and like the Zoglodyte "journalists," repeat ZOG's narratives, mantras and dogma around the water cooler at work.
Zoglodyte by xirtames February 26, 2022
We can settle this bet right now. Just pull up the house on Zillow.
Zillow by RunnerGirl206 April 10, 2015
one who is chill as fuck, and wont pass up a blunt.
im feelin so zullo right now...gimme that joint.
zullo by applebees January 22, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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