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(pronounced zoh-lay-oh) is a verb representing a state of furious introspection or contemplation. It suggests delving deeply into one's thoughts and emotions with intense anger or rage. This aggressive introspection involves confrontational self-examination or seeking resolution to perceived injustices.

(pronounced zoh-lay-oh) is a verb describing a melancholic form of introspection or contemplation. It implies delving deeply into one's thoughts and emotions with a sense of sadness or solitude. This introspective process involves reflecting on personal experiences and grappling with unresolved feelings or existential questions.
Amid the chaos, she retreated to her journal to zolaeo, unleashing her pent-up rage onto the pages."
Zolaeo by zolaeo April 8, 2024
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An internet robot, like smarterchild who is not fun to talk to very much.

She'll say stupid things and repeat herself a lot.
ScreenameHere: I hope you know what you're doing.
ZolaOnAOL: Don't worry about it, I Have A Huge Erection.

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ScreennameHere: Tight pants!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS.
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: Abercrombie tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS!!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT ABERCROMBIE PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. How was your weekend?
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Zolazoid 

A vexed person who's facial expression never changes.
They never say anything and are very mysterious and ... VEXED
The only emotion they ever show is how vexed they are.
They stare at you when your not watching.
And the king of zolazoids plays DDR.
There favourite colour is purple :D
Person 1: Hey wow that guy looks vexed!
person 2: Of course he looks vexed he's a zolazoid!
person 3:What the hell is a zolazoid?
person 2: Oh have you never been on urban dictonary?
Zolazoid by never know? January 13, 2009

Zolatone 

To spray wildly in a random pattern, often used to describe violent diahrrea or vomit. Especially associated with excessive alcohol consumption.
"Scout (a dog) totally zolatoned all over the dining room floor after eating a half bag of almonds!"
Zolatone by Whosyourdaddytoday October 28, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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