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(pronounced zoh-lay-oh) is a verb representing a state of furious introspection or contemplation. It suggests delving deeply into one's thoughts and emotions with intense anger or rage. This aggressive introspection involves confrontational self-examination or seeking resolution to perceived injustices.

(pronounced zoh-lay-oh) is a verb describing a melancholic form of introspection or contemplation. It implies delving deeply into one's thoughts and emotions with a sense of sadness or solitude. This introspective process involves reflecting on personal experiences and grappling with unresolved feelings or existential questions.
Amid the chaos, she retreated to her journal to zolaeo, unleashing her pent-up rage onto the pages."
Zolaeo by zolaeo April 8, 2024
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An internet robot, like smarterchild who is not fun to talk to very much.

She'll say stupid things and repeat herself a lot.
ScreenameHere: I hope you know what you're doing.
ZolaOnAOL: Don't worry about it, I Have A Huge Erection.

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ScreennameHere: Tight pants!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS.
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: Abercrombie tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS!!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT ABERCROMBIE PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. How was your weekend?
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Zolazoid 

A vexed person who's facial expression never changes.
They never say anything and are very mysterious and ... VEXED
The only emotion they ever show is how vexed they are.
They stare at you when your not watching.
And the king of zolazoids plays DDR.
There favourite colour is purple :D
Person 1: Hey wow that guy looks vexed!
person 2: Of course he looks vexed he's a zolazoid!
person 3:What the hell is a zolazoid?
person 2: Oh have you never been on urban dictonary?
Zolazoid by never know? January 13, 2009

Zolatone 

To spray wildly in a random pattern, often used to describe violent diahrrea or vomit. Especially associated with excessive alcohol consumption.
"Scout (a dog) totally zolatoned all over the dining room floor after eating a half bag of almonds!"
Zolatone by Whosyourdaddytoday October 28, 2011
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022