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Zobu by samz_zx March 19, 2022
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1. Zobu
2. Big, hefty man.
3. Mysterious internet personality.
zobu by folkswagen November 22, 2021
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An Indian streamer who's first name is Neil, grew up in Texas and is notorious for being bad at videogames and having a goofy personality. The viewers don't know why they continue to watch him but there is something about this human that intrigues them. Maybe its his sexy hair, his giant cock, or his basement full of all ages. No one really knows.
Zoburner has me trapped in his basement with fucking Alec, help me.
An impossibly beautiful and amazing woman. In popular isiZulu folklore she is said to be God's favorite project, that is why she is so perfect; marrying a Zobuhle is said to bring good fortune and blessings to you and your family.
This woman would be perfect if Zobuhle did not exist
Zobuhle by K_f26 November 23, 2021
An impossibly beautiful and amazing woman. In popular isiZulu folklore she is said to be God's favorite project, that is why she is so perfect; marrying a Zobuhle is said to bring good fortune and blessings to you and your family.

This woman would be perfect if Zobuhle did not exis
This woman would be perfect if Zobuhle did not exist

She is as perfect as a Zobuhle
Zobuhle by K_f26 November 25, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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