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Zobe was an online chat site, just like Teenchat. I used to be on this site a lot but since someone took it down, we made several servers on Discord for Zobians hanging out. Not sure if it gonna be down temporarily or not. Anyways, press F, sad emoticons only.
M: I'm aware that Zobe is a shitpile... but it's becoming a shithole
S: Lol yeah XD
Zobe by Awwhmybabies November 2, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
Look at all the zobes
Zobe by sauceboss69420 December 26, 2020
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Dude, I got kicked in my zobe.
zobe by mgd40 February 17, 2015
A charming, hot guy. He's so funny and amazing. He is everything you ever want in a guy. Be careful, he can get mad easily. He likes to joke around A LOT. So don't be too gullible around him! Everyone likes Zobee! He is amazinggg.
Oh my god, that guy is so funny and awesome.. Hes such a Zobee!
Zobee by ImmaCoolGirl September 10, 2011
Name chosen by two parents, one of which wanted the name to be Isabella and the other of which wanted the name to be Zoe. A compromise name of a deliciously beautiful and poetic activist person.
Zobella, are you planning to include some of your own artwork in the show?
zobella by haha5455 July 6, 2010
To make an utter ass out of yourself and lose all credibility.
I tried to publish a mock NFL football draft stating I beat Mel Kiper, but people caught me in the act, and I'm so embarrassed. I've been Zobeled!
Zobeled by zobel April 28, 2009
-noun
she is a person that willing to learn new things. she love running. she is gogerous. she is very sweet n have a great heart. She know how to keep conversation going on. she is pretty creative. Also, she is really crazy over about animal crackers.
Zobeida by the deaf wrestler February 5, 2010
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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