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Zaids Hairline

A gay ass person who’s high on meth and likes to pretend he’s harambae but behind his back everyone knows he actually looks like harmbae but can’t get any baes!
Wo man chill your being like Zaids hairline!
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ZAIDS, also known as zombie AIDS. You're most likely to get zombie AIDS during the zombie apocalypse. Some zombies carry this rare disease, and with one bite, it will infect your blood. First, you'll start feeling ill, maybe a little sick. You might get really tired, and pale. You'll have between 10 and 20 hours before you die a slow and painful death. Then, after you die, you will become a zombie, like when people normally get bitten by a zombie. The only difference is, you will have ZAIDS. And zombies with ZAIDS are much more powerful than zombies without them, their bite is more deadly, and it transforms humans into zombies a lot quicker. So, good luck during the apocalypse.
1st guy: Hey dude, this weird zombie bit me, and now I feel ill.

2nd guy: OMG YOU GOT ZAIDS!
ZAIDS by IkazXgem September 18, 2010
A type of modern day spreading disease in which, when the victims are infected become what are commonly known as 'emos' or 'scene kids'.

There are many symptons, but the most primary are;
-Long hair, but with a fringe.
-Intense annoyance
-Using the phrase 'suck out'
-A wacked out taste in fasion, often trying to touch into the 80s to try be 'cool'.
-Unhealthy obesession with 'myspace'.
-Taste of 'emo' music.

The origins of the term are unknown, but is widely used by the 'non scene', especially 'metalheads'.
1. Oh no! He's caught the Zaids!
2. 'Llow that shit bruv, all those gashes got Zaids bruv'.
ZAIDS by Dr.Manapaletoon April 24, 2007
Zombie Aids.
Similar to the unfortunate disease, Acquired Immuno-Diffiency Syndrome, however it comes from Zombies. Which sucks.
Guy 1: So I was walking, man, and this zombie came up and totally just decked the crap out of me. I woke up in the hospital and heard I got ZAIDS.
Guy 2: That's so not sexcellent, man.
ZAIDS by Cerealkiller290 April 30, 2009
A kid that goes to UC for the weekend and fucks a girl twice in one hour and then goes back for more the next day. He then proceeds to find out that he has a fucking STD and puss is coming out of his limp rod
Z-Spew-A-Load-In-Her, Z-Gunner,
Z-Douchebag, Z-Asshole, Z-Dumbass
zkid by Brad November 23, 2003
Adam has Zaids
Zaids by Zaids September 7, 2013