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Zinkerton 

A race car driver who loves to drink budlight, fuck random hoes, and snores like a fuckin chainsaw. He is the number 2 driver for the aphrodisiac race team.
Yo zinkerton is snoring like a motha lets tbag his ass
Zinkerton by ingrexco September 8, 2005
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Pinkerton Academy 

Pinkerton Academy is a highschool in southern NH. It consits of 3 towns. Derry, Hampstead, and Chester. The campus is mostly ouside, and contains more than 18 buildings. If paying close attention to your fellow classmates, imbetween classes its very easy to see a drug deal, or hearing about students making a drug deal. Even half of the teachers at PA have been accused of smoking pot. the school consists over 3,000 students, and has no intentions of slowing down. the sports teams at PA mostly dominate all other schools.( mostly boy lax, football, hockey, softball, and volley ball.)
Mike. " Hey did you hear about what they were doing to stop all the drugs at "Pinkerton Academy"?"
Brett. " No, what are they doing?"
Mike. " ... Same as they've always done, nothing at all."
Pinkerton Academy by MIKE D..... January 5, 2010

Pinkerton-tier

When a scrub is supposed to show up for something then pretends to be doing something else to waste your time so they can claim the moral high-ground for "always being available" when in reality they just keep ducking you.
Bob was supposed to play our game on tuesday, then again on wednesday, now its friday and he says hes busy again!

Yeah hes total Pinkerton-tier!
Pinkerton-tier by StingingArachnid February 25, 2019

Pinkertons 

The Adams Express Company turned to the Pinkertons National Detective Agency in 1874 to stop the James-Younger Gang. The Chicago-based agency worked primarily against urban professional criminals, as well as providing industrial security, such as strike breaking.
Pinkertons by JOSALINGER April 18, 2010
n., adj., a male of white descent who possesses an acute sexual interest in Japanese women or Asian women in general. See also: Yellow Fever. A white male Asian fetishist. Will often try to justify his racist preference by expressing an 'interest' in Japanese 'culture'. May have an accompanying interest in anime, manga, or the like. May also make such claims as to be 'Asian at heart', or similar statements. Pinkertons are generally middle to upper middle class, of any political persuasion, of any geographic location, but in larger numbers concentrated in the United States and Britain, with both of their rich imperialist traditions. The North American subspecies of Pinkerton may futilely attempt to justify his sexual objectification by offering bizzarre explanations couched in warped logic. "I just like girls with light skin and black hair" or "Asians just look better to me", ignoring the fact that other races possess such physical traits. Will quite often take college Japanese courses in order to further his lecherous pursuits.

etymology: taken from the name of a character from Puccini's Madame Butterfly, Pinkerton, a United States Naval Officer who pursues a fifteen year-old Japanese girl while stationed there, despite having no intention of staying with her, eventually returning stateside to his American wife after impregenating Cio-Cio-san, or Madame Butterfly. He later returns to Japan with his American wife to take the bastard hapa child of Butterfly/Suzuki and Pinkerton home with the two of them to take care of, which ultimately drives Suzuki to suicide.

See also: White Devil
n. "The pinkerton was surprised when the Japanese exchange student declined his invitation for dinner and sex."

adj. "Rivers Cuomo is feeling mighty pinkerton these days."
pinkerton by modferret October 12, 2005

Nick Pinkerton

From the Latin word "pinkus," meaning "one with vagina," Nick Pinkerton is a controversial figure in public lore, as he possesses both female genitalia and a propensity to flirt with strong men. However, somehow Nick has escaped the public eye by masquerading as a male, despite his overwhelming femininity.
Nobody should have to meet Nick Pinkerton.
Nick Pinkerton by Cvickst March 14, 2011

Pinkerton Academy 

Pinkerton Academy (also reffered to as Pinkerton and PA) is school in the ghetto of Derry, New Hamphire. The school is primarily outside, which is both good and bad.

There are three towns that attend Pinkerton Academy. They are known as the Derry Druggies and the Hampstead Hicks. Then there is the town of Chester, but no one actually has ever met a chester kid, since there are only about 10 of them in the entire school's population (which is over 3,000). Most kids are from Derry.

A typical day at school is at least 50 fights, a bomb threat or two, and at least 10 kids being almost pushed down from the top floor of the science building when leaning over the railling. And a sighting of at least 100 kids doing soemthing ovbiously not school apropriate.

Freshman are not liked by the rest of the school. They are constantly puched around. Because of this, in 2009, a new "Freshman Academy" part of Pinkerton will be opened. Which everyone thinks is very dumb.

There are many separate buildings on the campus of Pinkerton. It takes 7 minutes to walk from class to class. Most people will not be in the same building for more than one class.
"Hey, did you see those two girls fighting outside of the Shepard Building at Pinkerton Academy this morning?"
"No, but I saw some near the science building, the English building, the chapel, the portables, the vocational building, the social studies wing, and the library."
"That's all?"
Pinkerton Academy by Elizabeth--- January 11, 2009
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Purple Patch 

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I hit a real purple patch.

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Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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