Zimming

Pretending to be a great lover when in fact you're really a pathetic self-abuser that took his cousin to the Prom.

After the intense but of Homo Panic Dave sought to comfort himself by Zimming his Friends.

You're Zimming Me. She wouldn;t screw you for a million bucks!

by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003

Zimming

The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom

After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.

Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Zimming

The act of walking or moving about with the aid of a zimmer frame (walker). Often done with surprising speed or style, proving that mobility aids can be used with flair.

Don’t underestimate Grandma—she was absolutely zimming down the corridor to bingo night.

After his knee surgery, he spent a few weeks zimming around the house like a pro.

by Baz195 September 17, 2025

zamming

Running as fast as possible; especially a gang of kids.

"Me and my friends were zamming across the playground, when we crashed into a teacher."

by Rebecca Siddall (age 6) December 20, 2006

Ziming

The sweetest and most artistic person you will ever meet yet harbors a small amount of hate. Zimings are usually infatuated with Asian culture and contribute a lot to their local communities in the form of volunteer work. They will express their appreciation usually in the form of satire or memes. Zimings tend to be of Chinese/Taiwanese descent, usually a mix of both. They are also the most studious type of students, being among the smartest people you will ever meet.

Person 1: Is that Ziming?

Person 2: Yeah, he fell asleep in health class.

Person 1: He studies too much at night.

by fkaliz April 10, 2023

Ziming

Ziming is a very kind person. It is more commonly used as a male name. He is normally good at Chinese and treats his parents right. You can always trust a Ziming. If you are friends with a Ziming, you will always laugh while around them, they also tend to swear quite a bit.

Person 1: Is that Ziming?

Person 2: Yea, how did you know?

Person 1: He made me laugh a lot.

by Thefunnybunny February 16, 2022

zimminy cricketts

1. the conscience that reminds you not to make sexual comments in social situation
2. a chic's friend who always cock blocks you

1. I'd love to tell you what I did last night, but my zimminy cricketts is telling me not to.

2. I would have gotten so much ass from that bitch if it wasn't for zimminy cricketts.

by jwooders November 15, 2007