Pretending to be a great lover when in fact you're really a pathetic self-abuser that took his cousin to the Prom.
After the intense but of Homo Panic Dave sought to comfort himself by Zimming his Friends.
You're Zimming Me. She wouldn;t screw you for a million bucks!
You're Zimming Me. She wouldn;t screw you for a million bucks!
by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003
The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom
After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.
Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!
Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
by G March 05, 2005
"Zim" another word for "awesome"
by Inventor Zim September 25, 2013
Sent to Earth by the Almighty Tallest to conquer and destroy. He is "assisted" by his robot slave GIR and is annoyed by the earth boy Dib. Zim is unnecessarily loud all the time, but is extremely funny in his ever-failing attempts to destroy all human life.
Zim-"MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST!(repeated repeatedly)"
-silence-
Almighty Tallest Red-"I was curious to see when you would shut up on your own. But it's been THREE hours, Zim! THREE HOURS!!!"
-silence-
Almighty Tallest Red-"I was curious to see when you would shut up on your own. But it's been THREE hours, Zim! THREE HOURS!!!"
by Lauren Keehner January 10, 2006
Zim is the best
by GirIsGirAndGirIsGood March 11, 2022
The best alien ever. Zim is green with red eyes and antenna. He is from the planet Irk, who are trying to take over the universe with operation Impending Doom 2. Zim messed up Impending Doom 1 by attacking his own planet. He was banished to FoodCourtia, a planet that was turned into a food court. Zim found out about the assigning, he went to Irk to be given a planet. To get rid of him, the Almighty Tallest sent him to a random planet. When Zim found Earth, he thought that was the mystery planet. The Almighty Tallest didn't want to waste a robot on him, so they made a robot out of scrap parts. It actually worked and was named GIR. Zim is not stupid or absent minded, he just has trouble keeping his priorities straight. He to focuses on the little things. Because Zim is short, he disguised himself as a kid and went to Skool. The only one who knows and cares that Zim is an alien is Dib, who is obsessed with the paranormal. When Zim is around the city, he disguises himself as a hobo. When someone proves him wrong, he yells YOUR LYING! or LIES! He can't eat Earth food either. Beans make his head expand, meat and BBQ sauce burns, and water burns. In the episode Zim Eats Waffles, he could eat the waffles GIR made because they were made with Irken ingredients, it just wasn't said on the show. Zim also tends to randomly say I'M NORMAL! or I LOVE EARTH! at the end of some sentences.
But, invader's blood marches through my veins! Like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!
full of goo. Mission goo!
No. You lie! You LIE!!!
Yes. Oh, I will bring my parents. And they shall be the greatest, most parental parent ever!
Wait a minute... I'm blind!
My squeedily spooch!
Why am I so amazing?
This rain... is it poisonous?
You! Obey the fist!
The Earth is safe! I did it, GIR! Now let's go destroy it!
GIR, what are you doing?! Put me down, GIR! Ah! Stop! Ow! My organ!
Great jumpin' chili bean!
More piggies, GIR! I demand more piggies!
MY BUSINESS IS DONE.
But I chose this particular wormhole especially for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies... a ROOM... with a MOOSE!
I knew it! Earth babies come from space!
Good question…but I don't care!
As soon as my skeleton stops being broken, I'm going to destroy you, Dib.
I love Earth!
Who did this? Who threw this pork-cow at me?
I AM ZIM!
YOUR AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!
The Earth is mine to devastate! And I already promised the moon to GIR.
AAHH! The hideous mutant squid has escaped again and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding!
The Dib! The Dib! I don't care how delicious he is, he's evil!
full of goo. Mission goo!
No. You lie! You LIE!!!
Yes. Oh, I will bring my parents. And they shall be the greatest, most parental parent ever!
Wait a minute... I'm blind!
My squeedily spooch!
Why am I so amazing?
This rain... is it poisonous?
You! Obey the fist!
The Earth is safe! I did it, GIR! Now let's go destroy it!
GIR, what are you doing?! Put me down, GIR! Ah! Stop! Ow! My organ!
Great jumpin' chili bean!
More piggies, GIR! I demand more piggies!
MY BUSINESS IS DONE.
But I chose this particular wormhole especially for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies... a ROOM... with a MOOSE!
I knew it! Earth babies come from space!
Good question…but I don't care!
As soon as my skeleton stops being broken, I'm going to destroy you, Dib.
I love Earth!
Who did this? Who threw this pork-cow at me?
I AM ZIM!
YOUR AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!
The Earth is mine to devastate! And I already promised the moon to GIR.
AAHH! The hideous mutant squid has escaped again and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding!
The Dib! The Dib! I don't care how delicious he is, he's evil!
by invader Jenna August 30, 2010