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Zilong
Zilong by Masamcmuffin July 11, 2020
zilong
zilong by Yukira Tsurama June 24, 2003
Zildog
A wet fart, often lingers, is difficult to get rid of. *squelch*
Can be found in Facebook rant form, empty coffee can form, and old car brochure form. Do not come into contact with, nor expose bare skin to this. You might contract Sabretooth crotch crickets.
also known as a 'wrap around handjob from a homeless man'.
Can be found in Facebook rant form, empty coffee can form, and old car brochure form. Do not come into contact with, nor expose bare skin to this. You might contract Sabretooth crotch crickets.
also known as a 'wrap around handjob from a homeless man'.
'I was waiting at the bus stop posting other peoples photos and this homeless guy started giving me a Zildog!'
Zildog by The ultimate JDM handiee March 5, 2014
zignog
zignog by VIPERsssss July 21, 2003
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