Zilloof 

1. A festive gathering of friends to celebrate nothing in particular.

2. An imaginary breed of chicken.

A zilloof chicken showed up at our Zilloof.

Zilloof by KRou September 27, 2003

Zilloaf 

To spend one's time idly browsing Zillow as a means of avoiding more pressing or productive tasks or responsibilities.

Zilloafing is a form of procrastination.

This neologism is a portmanteau of the words Zillow, a popular real estate listing database, and loaf, a term for idling one's time away.

Zilloafing is closely related to the practice of redditation.

Jay was fired from his job for spending too much time Zilloafing instead of filing the TPS reports in a timely manner.

Zilloaf by himynameisjay August 14, 2016

zillowfish 

when the house looked better online than in person, you got a zillowfish on your hands

most houses on zillow are zillowfish. That lighting isn't a thing in real life.

zillowfish by Mixedplague February 16, 2022