Zilloaf

To spend one's time idly browsing Zillow as a means of avoiding more pressing or productive tasks or responsibilities.

Zilloafing is a form of procrastination.

This neologism is a portmanteau of the words Zillow, a popular real estate listing database, and loaf, a term for idling one's time away.

Zilloafing is closely related to the practice of redditation.

Jay was fired from his job for spending too much time Zilloafing instead of filing the TPS reports in a timely manner.

by himynameisjay August 14, 2016

zillafied

To get out of your nuggdogg on a few pills

Im gonna get zillafied then walk around with my rat out

by joescellar September 23, 2009

Zillafied

When someone has gone from an otherwise peaceful state to one of rage and acting out. To behave unexpectedly in a manner similar to Godzilla.

Dude, did you see Shelley? Her mom pissed her off, and now she's totally Zillafied.

by Tony Flamethrower January 15, 2009

Zilloof

1. A festive gathering of friends to celebrate nothing in particular.

2. An imaginary breed of chicken.

A zilloof chicken showed up at our Zilloof.

by KRou September 27, 2003

zitloaf

A meatloaf, except it's on your body. A zitloaf means that your face is covered in zits.
-zitloaf on XBL

"Eww dude, check out the zitloaf on that chick."
"Oh man, I had the worst zitloaf last week."

by Brett Langdell December 9, 2008

zillowfish

when the house looked better online than in person, you got a zillowfish on your hands

most houses on zillow are zillowfish. That lighting isn't a thing in real life.

by Mixedplague February 16, 2022