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The feeling of being both sleepy and aroused (horny).
Melissa: I'm feeling horny, but I also need to catch some Zzz.
Sam: So you're feeling zorny, how is that even possible?
Zorny by DeafZebra January 29, 2014
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zhonyas hourglass 

the bane of all assassins', if you build this you pee sitting down, you use the over head door handle when driving, you are the lowest of scum.
zed-fuck zhonyas hourglass
talon in background- YOU TELL THEM.
Jim Zorn, the head coach of the Washington Redskins, as seen on T-shirts made available when the fan base thought he was doing a great job as coach.
"What a great play call....I am so horny for Zorny."
Zorny by Glencastle November 2, 2009
lazy but excited

its a verb

made by jamin

inspired by the word horny

zorny: I am feeling so zorny

Your zorny!

ZORNY IS NOT HORNY!
Jamin: I feel so zorny!

Eugenie: WTF

Jamin: Zorny means lazy but excited!
zorny by JOHNNY585 October 23, 2007
a five year old's way of saying they are horny because a certain gentleman by the name of ninja has told him to say it to a raccoon. and of coarse i don't mean a real raccoon she's a person.
David said he's "zorny".
zorny by shawty royal June 19, 2008
zhoriy is the most amazing, breathtakingly beautiful, charming, marvellous, freakishly talented, lovable, fantastic, hilarious, gorgeous and overall perfect guy you’ll ever meet. he has a massive, thick, horse-like penis and can fuck for 80 hours straight. his sex drive is unstoppable, he destroys every hole he puts his eyes on.
“zhoriy absolutely ruined my vagina yesterday!”
zhoriy by assdestroyer2009 November 22, 2021