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zerking off 

A term Jerma uses to belittle his chronic masturbating. His computer is riddled with porn
Jerma - “No face cam tonight”
Chat - “Oh he was zerking off”
zerking off by SDuckMe December 31, 2020
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Zerci • wii-zercise • zerries • zerihun • Zerin • Zeroing • Zerrion • zenci • zerging • Zericko
A rare or bizarre name that makes you wonder "how the fuck can he even come up with that?"
Whoa that's a crazy zescio you have.
Zescio by Snowball469 January 9, 2019
She is very pretty and makes friends easily. She tends to get into drama but she can back up a fight. This is the girl who everyone loves and if they have been on her bad side, they have been scarred for life.
Hey where's Zerina?

Kickin some girls ass.
Zerina by SAMiAM2332 March 2, 2011
When you're smoking weed and you take a hit and you hold in 100% of the smoke from the inhale, exhaling *zero* smoke from the hit. Done in order to get maximum effect from the weed. Requires great skill and is worthy of respect from other smokers.
"Yo I was ripping a B with Joey Fatone the other day and he was totally zeroing every time ... insane!"
Zeroing by Ol' Prospector October 19, 2009
Very cute girl who loves to laugh and play. Gorgeous brown curly hair and has big eyes. Sometimes can be a brat but she will always find a way to make it up to you. Very energetic and can eat and party all day. Zeruiah is a good friend to have so you cherrish her generousity.
"Did you see that girl she is so cute" yeah thats Zeruiah
zeruiah by Sneaky.sneaker December 22, 2016
n. a portmanteau of words Zeus and suicide.

A mythological endeavor to go against Zeus which will most probably result in death.

In general, to against something big where failure is the most possible outcome.
Persius, the demi-god and son of Zeus, went on a zeucide mission to defeat the gods on Mount Olympus.
Zeucide by anikrou April 24, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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