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The most gaseous person alive, an Edward Cullen wannabe look-alike, incapable of smiling, only ingests kung pow chicken, has abnormal disproportional nipples, partially blind without his monocle, unable to shit with clothes on, allergic to the sun and is known to get sun poisoning.
Could also be associated with Zenaid; a combination of Zenad and Zaid.
1. "Ugh!... what's that rancid smell wafting from your bathroom?!?!"

"Oh... that's just Zenad"
"Zenad put your clothes back on!"
by Mr. Goldfish July 26, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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