Zebratits 

A condition resulting from improper use of spray tan in the chest region, leaving the area stripy

I spray tanned my chest whilst drunk last night and now I have Zebratits

Zebratits by John10101010101 June 13, 2010

Zebratic 

Zebratic
Means: Sexy huge cock cunt

Person 1: Your a Zebratic Babe
Person 2: Thanks Honey I love you

Zebratic by DRIP1235049693 July 30, 2020

zebritis 

(noun) An infection of a sports event that causes bad calls by the referees or other officials and makes the final score and often the winner highly questionable.

Superbowl XL had a bad case of zebritis.

zebritis by Johnst February 7, 2006

Zebrashits 

A unit of power. Used to show an object or beings power output. A zebrashit is the amount of energy used when a zebra takes a shit. (1 horsepower is 0.5 Zebrashits).
A Zebrashit is converted from horsepower by multiplying the horsepower by 0.5.

Chad: My 6.0L V12 produces 375 Zebrashits.
Brad: I like men

Zebrashits by Tommy Smithsonian April 13, 2022

Zebra tits 

Zebra tits: Many stretch marks on the tits.

Check out that lady with the zebra tits

Zebra tits by rashstash October 13, 2009