Zebrashits

A unit of power. Used to show an object or beings power output. A zebrashit is the amount of energy used when a zebra takes a shit. (1 horsepower is 0.5 Zebrashits).
A Zebrashit is converted from horsepower by multiplying the horsepower by 0.5.

Chad: My 6.0L V12 produces 375 Zebrashits.
Brad: I like men

by Tommy Smithsonian April 13, 2022

Zebratits

A condition resulting from improper use of spray tan in the chest region, leaving the area stripy

I spray tanned my chest whilst drunk last night and now I have Zebratits

by John10101010101 June 13, 2010