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Zdeno Chara 

Star defenseman on the Boston Bruins hockey team. He's 6'9 and over 225lbs. He's got a slap shot that goes 105.9 MPH. He's the biggest, meanest guy in the NHL and his main purpose on the Bruins is to hit, fight and make guys cry. Seriously, in a fight once, he broke a guys jaw in one punch.
Hockey player 1: Shit, who's that guy?
Hockey player 2: That's Zdeno Chara.
Hockey player 1: Why is he the captain?
Hockey player 2: Because he ate the old captain.
Zdeno Chara by The Kid 15 March 22, 2009
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Zdeno Chara 

Defenseman for the Boston Bruins. 6 foot 9 and rude as hell. Total badass. Can shut down any team's top line by himself. May or may not be a shaved ape on skates and may or may not have spent the summer in a Georgia man's freezer.
Who is that giant of a man?

Why that's Zdeno Chara, he's Slovakian.

Oh, really, I thought we came to the rink on the wrong day and the circus moved in.
Zdeno Chara by FlatchopsFinney February 24, 2009

Zednought 

A person who displays qualities of bravery, selflessness, and intelligence in a time of need, bringing hope to the hopeless.
Once the scared child realized that the man standing above him was a Zednought, he relaxed, knowing that he was going to be safe.
Zednought by zednoughtrecruit February 21, 2015
One of the first RPG games for the iPhone or iPod Touch available for purchase on the Appstore.

Widely played by classic RPG fans
The game play of Zenonia is extremely similar to "The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past"
Zenonia by Zzzonked April 8, 2010
Common name. In actual history, Zenobia was an ancient queen believed to be related to Cleopatra. People who have this name tend to be kick ass.
Zenobia sure is fucking cool! I wanna be her friend!
Zenobia by cbi21 October 14, 2006
a gift of god or something ethereal
Your talent is zenox.

Everything surrounding us is zenox.
zenox by eygleb August 3, 2020