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Zaynie simps for him
Zaynie by . January 19, 2022
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Getting hit by someone on a bike while you are trying to use public transportation.
The other day I was trying to hop on the 96 bus when some lady almost zannied the shit out of me. I opened my mouth to apologize but she said some shit so instead I told her to fuck off
Zannied by Smorgasbord Cornucopia October 24, 2011
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zaynsexual

when your only attracted to zayn malik
what is your sexuality?

i happen to be zaynsexual
zaynsexual by onedirectionxoxo December 29, 2020
A term used to describe the used prescription pharmacy drug "Xanax" aka "Alprazolam". This slang word is used when you're about to purchase some in a text message.
Do u got any zanies? I need to sleep lol, I need a goodnights rest.
zanie by WorldWideSlang February 22, 2021
When a friend leaves you and you don't want to believe it.
"So, are you and her still friends?"

"I don't think so. She zayned me."
Zayned by allwaswell March 29, 2015
When you need to leave cause you're in a bad situation and you want to get out before it explodes in your face
Person 1: Where's Jim I'm so mad at him!
Person two: He probably Zayned out of here then.
Person one: Damn, I hate zayning
Zayning by themimeinthelibrary June 12, 2015
The one of a kind couple name between the One Direction band member Zayn Malik and The beautiful model Chanel..

They say they are just best friends but secretly they love each other. They have an amazing sexual relationship and all their Directioners support it 110%. They make out and have sex all the time. They love each other so much and one day will get married and have Zaynel babies. Don't get in the way of their relation or else.
Directioner one: Did you just see Zayn run his hands through Chanel's hair?

Direction two: Zaynel forever.

Directioner three: Yeh buddie
Zaynel by ZaynelShipper21 October 6, 2012
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