When your so blonkered off the weed that you think your a sandwich. Zoot sandwiched is the ultimate version of high that can only be accomplished through 7 blunts.
“Bro! Last night Steve was so croinked off the dabs, he thought he was a sandwich!” “Yeah bro, man was zoot sandwiched”
Having to sit between two people who's breath smells like they've eaten a dead festering skunk that's been deep fried in camel shit.
I arrived late at training today. The only seat available was between Houghton and Coughlan. I was truly shit breathsandwiched. They nearly melted my face off when they started talking to each other.
A state of intoxication, usually brought on by the use of multiple types of illicit drugs, wherein one feels stuck between an overwhelming state of sillyness and euphoria.
Also characterized by the inability to define ones current state by any word other than sandwiched.