When your so blonkered off the weed that you think your a sandwich. Zoot sandwiched is the ultimate version of high that can only be accomplished through 7 blunts.

“Bro! Last night Steve was so croinked off the dabs, he thought he was a sandwich!” “Yeah bro, man was zoot sandwiched”

Zoot Sandwiched by Charles McNeal June 8, 2021

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Shit breath sandwiched

Having to sit between two people who's breath smells like they've eaten a dead festering skunk that's been deep fried in camel shit.

I arrived late at training today. The only seat available was between Houghton and Coughlan. I was truly shit breath sandwiched. They nearly melted my face off when they started talking to each other.

Shit breath sandwiched by Shittydick March 3, 2015

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sandwiched

A state of intoxication, usually brought on by the use of multiple types of illicit drugs, wherein one feels stuck between an overwhelming state of sillyness and euphoria.

Also characterized by the inability to define ones current state by any word other than sandwiched.

1. "holy crap im sandwiched right now."

2. "last night kelsi and i got sandwiched!"

sandwiched by JensAroo January 15, 2011

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Ham Sandwiched

Drunk

I'm gettin ham sandwiched during house party weekend.

Ham Sandwiched by Nell Lingo April 6, 2009

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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