Definitions by Shittydick

marmite hairs 

Sticky sweaty and slightly shitty hairs that stick your arse cheeks together like Velcro.

You could hear the twang of marmite hairs releasing as Rob's fat hairy arse cheeks separated when he bent over.

marmite hairs by Shittydick March 4, 2015

buttplug head

Someone who is so arrogant and self absorbed that it would seem they spend most of their time with their head shoved neatly up their own arse. Often with a butt plug shaped head and ridiculously small ears.

Andrew is such a buttplug head. He doesn't listen to anyone's ideas except his own.

buttplug head by Shittydick March 4, 2015

sludgejack 

Surprising a victim by throwing or smearing waste effluent on them or their mode of transport.

"The young Italian apprentice is rude and cocky so I'm waiting here with a handful of sludge. I'm gonna sludgejack the little pasta basher"

sludgejack by Shittydick March 3, 2015

Shit breath sandwiched 

Having to sit between two people who's breath smells like they've eaten a dead festering skunk that's been deep fried in camel shit.

I arrived late at training today. The only seat available was between Houghton and Coughlan. I was truly shit breath sandwiched. They nearly melted my face off when they started talking to each other.

Shit breath sandwiched by Shittydick March 3, 2015