Zandis 

Zandis may look like he is boring but he is hilarious, smart, and he would work hard to achieve his goal. He is very caring to his close one, if he is annoyed by someone, he won't be quiet and listen to other. He may be obey but he won't be if he completely disagree, careful! Don't get him mad, he would leave you thinking of what you have done. If you see someone named Zandis, I suggest you to get close with him. Anyone who is close with him are the luckiest person. He would cheer you up if you're down.

Girl: "Zandis is so boring, literary no one likes him!"
Girl 2: "No!, he's awesome! You're just jealous."

Zandis by bhdjknasiuhbjfart April 13, 2019

Zandis 

Zandis may look like he's quiet but really he is hilarious and smart. Anyone who is close with him is the luckiest person! He may have unusual name but if you found someone named Zandis, I suggest you to get close with him! He may be obey but he won't be if he completely disagree, you def don't want to mess with him! He would speak up if someone was bullying or insulting to his friends. He is very caring about his family, his priority was his family.

Boy: "Omg, Zandis is so annoying! I hate him"

Boy2: "No! He is awesome! You're just jealous"

Zandis by bhdjknasiuhbjfart April 13, 2019

Zandile 

A great person who will always be a good friend.

Very self absorbed at Times but can be called to order rather fast
Has such a big good side that she almost has no bad side that's why if you are on her bad side, you're part of a small few.

Makes lame jokes that not even she can laugh at yet you will laugh at the effort she put in.

A beautiful soul attached to a beautiful person.

Person1: that joke was soooooooooo dry!!

Person2: Zandile made it.

Person1: makes sense... She's fine though!!

Zandile by John Alberta Graystone December 19, 2013

ZANDILE 

A Stunning gilrl inside and out, with a big heart.

May seem shy at the beginning but once you've gotten to know her you'll realise how bubbly and outgoing she is.
Is loving and kind.

Is giving and forgiving.

Love's laughing and putting smiles on people's faces.
Is creative and a dreamer.
Isn't afraid to make her dreams come to life.
Is crazy sick in love with JESUS CHRIST.

Zandile is such an amazing girl

ZANDILE by Kukhanya November 23, 2021

Zandi Syndrome

A sudden onset of fear that people are quoting Mark Zandi too much.

"Wow, I just read Financial Shock. It told me all this stuff, like...."
"I believe that you are suffering from Zandi Syndrome."

Zandi Syndrome by Goosiepie December 25, 2008

zandi 

is the sweetest soul you will ever meet. she will light up any room she walks into with her charming smile and quick wits. trust is very important to zandis so paitence and consistency is key in gaining their respect. although it may take awhile to get to know a zandi, a zandi is a person you will never forget.

did you see that girl walk in? she must be a zandi.
i need to get me a zandi.

zandi by donyzel September 30, 2020

zanism 

Zanism is “act-ually” a religion formed in the early ‘90’s as an attempt to escape the tyranny of sanity without falling into the prison of insanity. We reject the sanity/insanity dichotomy and embrace “zanity” in its stead. Zanism is not a religion of beliefs. We believe in disbelief.

Zanism is influenced by some (not all) of the sayings of Buddha, Loa-Tzu, Jesus Christ, Niels Bohr, Warner Heisenberg, and Bokonon among others. To understand zanism, we examine why religion exists at all. Then, we capture that impulse--and squash it. You may think this is a joke, but we're as serious as Yorick’s skull.

After your conversion to zanism you're welcome to free yourself of it again and again unto infinity. In deference to Lao-Tzu, we like to think of Zanism as “the path that makes no sense.”

While zanism has no beliefs, it does have several tentative tenets.

1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you aren't a zanist.

2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it.

3. On Salvation: Salvation isn't guaranteed.

4. On God: If there's a god, you're here to amuse her. And—she’s amused.

5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts.

6. On Love: Just do it.

7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!!

8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense.

9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words.

10. On Hope: Refer to love.

zanism by Artaran September 14, 2008