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Being a man whore that specifically fucks bowlers.
You're being such a Zachy O with how many girls u fuck.
Zachy O by RotoGripsME August 11, 2025
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zach off 

someone who is a total jack off yet still retains the ability to look cool doing it; the act of zaching off
Zach: Good lawd them sum big titties. MMMmmm daddies hungry for sum of that lovin tonite! Daaaammmnnn!!!

Wes: Dude, youre fucking sick.

Zach: Fuck you douchenozzle

Wes: You're such a Zach Off
zach off by wbthatsme34 May 27, 2009

Zach Ohio 

Hey!! It’s Zach Ohio, lalala
Zach Ohio by Tractorcan November 24, 2021

Zach Oder 

Dwarf boy who likes touching mens thighs. He enjoys being rubbed. He wants Lou Williams up his ass. He gives chipmunk head. He looks like a chode. Zach is the next Effron. Zach Oder is the smartest chipmunk I've ever seen.
Zach Oder wishes he could marry Aiden.
Zach Oder by Lil Pey Pey May 10, 2019

Zach Osterhage 

The cutest little siege player youll ever meet. Osama bin Laden fanboy. Although his hair is greasy he is still a complete lassie getter.
Omg is that Zach Osterhage

I think my uterus just exploded cause he so damn fine i just want him to rail me
Zach Osterhage by Hockeyboss721 September 11, 2020

The Suite Life of Zach and Cody 

One of the many shows that poisoned the once good disney channel. Remember Even Stevens? Funny jokes and the moral that followed most episods.
Shows like Zach and Cody don't give the viewer enough credit, only to exploit Zacks "Coolness" and Cody being a nerd and a pussy. They put Zach in "Cool" cloths and make him play guitar and skate, while thay make Cody, wear polos and play the keybored. Disney controls the concept of cool now i guess.
Even Stevens' joke:
Louis Stevens: and is it fair that Pluto has to live in a dog house, while Goofy, who is also a dog gets to drive around and play golf with Mickey?

everyone looks perplexed

Louis Stevens: It's just something that's always bothered me

Example of a The Suite Life of Zach and Cody joke:

Cody: Zack what's you're favorite shape?
Zach: Whats a Shape? (Laugh track)
Cody: Mines an Octagon because its interior angles equals mom's birthday.
Zach: Mom has a birthday? (Laugh track)

The suite life of Zach and Cody 

Yet another shitty Disney show, specifically engineered by evil Zog media moguls to appeal to stupid little girls and retarded boys.
Me: Hey Kristy, what the hell are you watching?

Kristy: Deeeeerrrr, The suite life of Zach and Cody!

Me: Jesus fucking christ.....
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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