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The Great Prophet Zarquon was a galactic prophet from ancient times, and was thought to be revered throughout the galaxy. He had scores of followers and disciples who waited diligently for an event they called "The Second Coming of the Great Prophet Zarquon". Unfortunately the prophet's lack of punctuality caused this event to happen only merely a few brief seconds before the end of the Universe itself, during which time he was able to utter only the words "Sorry I'm late..." before the universe ended. From the Douglas Adams novel "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe."

More recently, modern Galactic races use the name Zarquon as a curse word.
"Holy Zarquon, this zarking army is about to invade my home planet. Zark all of you zarking zarks, I won't come quietly!"
zarquon by spankypdx November 9, 2006
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Zaquan by Hoodmeister1st March 4, 2011
Intergalactical swearword with some religious significance and used by all intellectual species known throughout space, derived from the legendary prophet Zarquon.
Oh, Zarquon, What in the name of zarking fardwarks, For Zark's sake, Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish.
ghetto fun to hang out with cool and funny
i love zaquoia she fine
zaquoia by good days October 23, 2014
Reckless
Strong
A wild child
Talented
Intelligent
Seductive
Nothing is impossible for you Zaquann
Play your cards right the world is your game!!...
Zaquann by ~Fearless~ September 1, 2017
Swearword derived from the prophet Great Zarquon
Great Zarquon!
zarquon by ruther July 8, 2003
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