Zark

An all-purpose expletive coined by the late Douglas Noel Adams for his internationally bestselling science fiction novel "A Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

Zark you!
Zark off!
What the zark?

by DNA fan February 7, 2004

zark

Obscure swearword

That Zarking mouse won't Zarking shut up!

by ruther July 8, 2003

Zark

A nerdy Polish loner that has no friends but thinks he is intellectual. A clown.

Did you hear about that guy who wrote a childen's book about Ben Franklin? What a zark.

by Gordy Smalls November 30, 2006

zark

uptight white guy

here comes the popo. they zarks.

by ian721 April 8, 2004

zark

A word used to describe multiple sun chip bags stuffed inside each other.

No way, did you see jacksons ZARK collection!?

by Dylan Smets February 13, 2021

Zark

A nickname for that one socially awkward kid who where’s a polo under a blazer.

What are you doing Zark

by Royal1414 November 20, 2022

zark

According to my friend, a zark is when he comes up behind you and pokes you on both sides simultaneously. But you guys have better definitions.

Zark! Why the hell did you zarking do that?

by _,,-=;;({[]});;=-,,_ November 2, 2008