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A smart,pretty girl who has a big crush!shes shy but has a good style a little nerdy!Shes never lit😂!....she has a group of friends she's popular!..She doesn't really like a lot of boys except one she loves creating things she perfect.
Boy 1:theirs zoei go get her!
Boy 2:she's shy she's not gonna come
Boy3:she is to me

Girl 1:theirs zoei I wish I was pretty like her
Girl 2:ikr cause girl u ugly

Girl 3:I hate her I bet she can't even TWERK..!

Zoei:You thought!
Zoei by 2cute2blessed@ September 12, 2017
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Super cool girl who has difficulty pronouncing words on occasion.
I'm Zoei I'm looking hot but I don't half fancy eating a Celemet (meant to be Clementine).
Zoei by Lemon Whale + Banana Panda September 18, 2011
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zoeisyourhomie 

A famous boy on Tik Tok commonly mistaken for a girl. Also part of the Tik Tok Akatsuki.
Guy 1: Have you seen that tik tok girl Zoeisyourhomie? She's hot as hell.
Guy 2: You know that is a dude right?
Guy 1: Wait what??
zoeisyourhomie by ValynazValkynaz January 24, 2019
A girl who is most the time very outgoing, but knows when to calm it down. She is very friendly and funny. She has many insecurities and needs to hear how beautiful she truely is...Inside and out. Shes waiting for her one.
Girl:That girl Zoeie is so sweet.
Boy:I know and she is so cute too, but im just too nervous to tell her.
Girl:You could be the one ya know.
Zoeie by BBgirl January 31, 2009

zoeigh lavender

a beautiful queen who doesn’t deserve hate. she is very nice!
zoeigh lavender by anonymous October 8, 2020

zoeimpaled 

the BEST american horror story fp on tiktok. super famous. shes so funny and kind and i love her pfp sm. everyone loves this bitch sm bc shes the perfect human. when people think of the perfect human they think of zoeimpaled. she has the best opinions and anyone whos friends and mutuals with her is the luckiest person ever.
"im obsessed with zoeimpaled on tiktok, shes my idol." "ikr shes perfect"
zoeimpaled by psych you thot April 10, 2021

zoeiscrapp

An amazing person on tik tok. They are so sweet and funny. Not to mention, they simp for kurapika too blush
Zoeiscrapp is my best friend.
zoeiscrapp by Curapikt April 11, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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