ZOÍD 

True fucking unbelievable story

ZOÍD I can’t believe my new computer just exploded

ZOÍD by Jaden Smithburg December 7, 2021

zoid 

(Zoids)
Zoids are battle suits, half mechanic and half animal. It takes the form of a giant robot (surprise, surprise) and battle, using lasers, ammunition, and just plain biting and scratching. People pilots can control their zoid using the Command System, but that doesn't necissarily mean the zoid would prefer to. Some rare zoids have a "Black Box" or, in reference to the Anime series Zoids Guardian Force or Zoids Chaos Century, an Organoid. Organoids are used to boost power.
Zoids are currently common in four animes: (In time order) Zoids Chaotic Century, Zoids Guardian Force, Zoids Century Zero, then Zoids Fuziors. They appear as games, and a short manga.

"This Zoid is a Red Blade Liger."
"The organoid is merging with the Zoid!"
"His piloting ability of his zoid is... amazing!"

zoid by TheOnlyBlackFox (is really, really bored!) September 30, 2003

zoid 

Zoids are metallic life forms used for war or competition.Zoids usually take on animal form and have cockpits that people can get into and control them.Zoid cores are the true heart of a zoid and if the zoid core is destroyed the zoid turns to stone.There are also organoids,which are miniature zoids that can fuse with larger zoids and enhance their performance.Zoid Eve is the life force behind all zoids and if she dies all zoids will draw their last breath.

The Raynos is flying zoid.

zoid by Jacob of Tel Aviv November 1, 2003

zoid 

v. to stare aimlessly at a no spot in particular with the aim of relaxing the mind and forgetting the stresses of the moment. Particularly effective if done to slow, noninvasive, yet rhythmic music.

"I can't believe I'm pregnant. I think I'm gonna be sick just thinking about it. Oh, and my hamster died."
"Let's just zoid a while to Coldplay. You'll feel better when we're done."

zoid by redgyul February 18, 2005

zoid 

zoned out, daydreaming, usually occurs from smoking large amounts of marijuana

Sorry dude, I was totally zoided out!

zoid by H2disciple September 20, 2006

zoid 

A compulsory net addict, that is aware of their internet/computer addiction,
but does not care about the negatives.

A zoid is a net addict, zoiding whatever keeps them,
whether it's an eventual addiction to file transferring, online gaming, downloading materials, pornography, programming, security & hacking, operating systems, sleep deprivation, different mediums of chat/IM, eBay, forums, email, web design/master & blogging, their desks, etc.

zoid by hiways August 1, 2004

zoid 

a high-powered fighting robot evolved from a combination of insect/reptile life and strange metal called 'zoid lignite/magnite'. they come from planet zi and have been bred/evolved into machines that humans can ride in/pilot.

let's have us a zoid battle!

zoid by ColdFusion August 7, 2003