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tek weh yuself 

A term used by Jamaican culture/language meaning to get away from me, are go away and never come back. This term has found its way into the streets of Toronto where its often used.
Tanisha: we don't talk anymore, what happened?
Domenic: yo gal! tek weh yuself!
tek weh yuself by str8havoc123 January 9, 2017
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Yusef is literally a fucking g. Anyone with this name can rule worlds. If you mess with anyone named Yusef prepare to die. If you don’t like Yusef then get out.
Yusef just killed 17,000 people while eating fries.
Yusef by Snaresef November 9, 2018
Popular name in North Africa and among blacks and arabic speakers. The names origin is from a prophet and the english translation is Joseph.
Malik Yusef is a very good musician.
Yusef by lebronroy March 4, 2008
Yusef is a weird guy you'll first meet on the first day of anything. He has awesome hair and a brilliant smile, he'll listen to your problems most of the time when you don't have anyone to vent to. He attracts girls with his big happy personality and often will be by your side as you guys get very close. He'll love you like he loves nobody else, he will also adapt to your level when things get hard cause he knows. He is extremely sensitive on the inside and weird on the outside but will get comfortable around you once you get to know him better. He will also defend you in situations and many times have his heart broken but he heals pretty fast, he won't hurt you if you two are together and are dating, will love you affectionately and would want a lot of kisses, cuddles, snuggles and hugs. Mostly loyal and has the last name of Michael Jordan or Michael. B Jordan
Girl 1: Look at that guy, isn't he so cute?
Girl 2: Yep, if you're wondering who he is, He's a Yusef
Girl 1: I wonder if I could take him on a date.
Girl 2: go for it, you got this.

Yousefferson 

The distance an arab will travel before demanding faster transportation (100m).
Ahmed demanded a closer parking spot because it was more than a yousefferson to the door.
Yousefferson by BlackAtom November 3, 2010
A Youseff is a creepy paedophile egytian, commonly found in the bushes outside your house wearing nothing but a creepy smile that no-one is really all that comfortable with. Youseff's are known to keep Hit Lists of their enemies and will add you to it for even recoiling in horror at his stench. If confronted by a Youseff, run. Fast. As far away as your legs will take you without breaking off. Even then, crawl, till your hands are bloody stumps. If escaped is not possible, a highly recommended defence is to play the song "Walk Like An Egyptian", this will cause a Youseff to fall into a trance like state of walking like an egytian. Use this time to escape. The reward for killing a Youseff is $5.50 or two Asian sex slaves.
"Ah, what the fuck is that....Its hurting my eyes....ah fuck it's a Youseff, shit, where's my Ipod!?!?"
Youseff by Peter Reynes September 18, 2008
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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