Yuseff

Faithful and loyal black man with great sense of humor above average looks and blessed ;)

Yuseff Gardina Jr.

by Coccdrop April 16, 2018

tek weh yuself

A term used by Jamaican culture/language meaning to get away from me, are go away and never come back. This term has found its way into the streets of Toronto where its often used.

Tanisha: we don't talk anymore, what happened?
Domenic: yo gal! tek weh yuself!

by str8havoc123 January 9, 2017

Yusef

Yusef is literally a fucking g. Anyone with this name can rule worlds. If you mess with anyone named Yusef prepare to die. If you don’t like Yusef then get out.

Yusef just killed 17,000 people while eating fries.

by Snaresef November 9, 2018

Yusef

Popular name in North Africa and among blacks and arabic speakers. The names origin is from a prophet and the english translation is Joseph.

Malik Yusef is a very good musician.

by lebronroy March 4, 2008

Yusef

Yusef is a weird guy you'll first meet on the first day of anything. He has awesome hair and a brilliant smile, he'll listen to your problems most of the time when you don't have anyone to vent to. He attracts girls with his big happy personality and often will be by your side as you guys get very close. He'll love you like he loves nobody else, he will also adapt to your level when things get hard cause he knows. He is extremely sensitive on the inside and weird on the outside but will get comfortable around you once you get to know him better. He will also defend you in situations and many times have his heart broken but he heals pretty fast, he won't hurt you if you two are together and are dating, will love you affectionately and would want a lot of kisses, cuddles, snuggles and hugs. Mostly loyal and has the last name of Michael Jordan or Michael. B Jordan

Girl 1: Look at that guy, isn't he so cute?
Girl 2: Yep, if you're wondering who he is, He's a Yusef
Girl 1: I wonder if I could take him on a date.
Girl 2: go for it, you got this.

by RK900, your Android companion July 26, 2019

Yousefferson

The distance an arab will travel before demanding faster transportation (100m).

Ahmed demanded a closer parking spot because it was more than a yousefferson to the door.

by BlackAtom November 3, 2010

Youseff

A Youseff is a creepy paedophile egytian, commonly found in the bushes outside your house wearing nothing but a creepy smile that no-one is really all that comfortable with. Youseff's are known to keep Hit Lists of their enemies and will add you to it for even recoiling in horror at his stench. If confronted by a Youseff, run. Fast. As far away as your legs will take you without breaking off. Even then, crawl, till your hands are bloody stumps. If escaped is not possible, a highly recommended defence is to play the song "Walk Like An Egyptian", this will cause a Youseff to fall into a trance like state of walking like an egytian. Use this time to escape. The reward for killing a Youseff is $5.50 or two Asian sex slaves.

"Ah, what the fuck is that....Its hurting my eyes....ah fuck it's a Youseff, shit, where's my Ipod!?!?"

by Peter Reynes September 18, 2008