Yuppie Speedball 

An unwise mix of overpriced coffee and prescription sleep aids.

Traveler 1: Why are you taking a Starbucks double espresso with you on the plane? I thought you said you were going to try and sleep off your jet lag?
Traveler 2: Oh that won't be a problem, I'll take an Ambien.
Traveler 1: Is that safe? That's like some kind of Yuppie Speedball.
Traveler 2: Like what killed Jim Belushi?
Traveler 1: No, you mean John Belushi, but yes.

Yuppie Speedball by Uberhart Monkeybert November 29, 2009

Yuppie speedball 

Two beers and a coffee - typically consumed by yuppies at lunch on a workday.

"It's Dog-fucking Friday, let's go do a few yuppie speedballs."

Yuppie speedball by Cockulon 3000 February 24, 2005

Yuppie Speedball 

Consuming Coffee and Adderall in the same time frame to magnify the effects of both, mainly for alertness in events like tests, sales, stock trading, and so forth.

"I have a huge sales call later today, about to go all in on a proper Yuppie Speedball"
"Chad fired up the Nespresso machine and gave me a 10 mil Addy this morning before the market opened...I crushed it; I trade stocks and crypto so much better on Yuppie Speedballs"

Yuppie Speedball by hartz0nFire June 4, 2021

Yuppie speedball 

All the other definitions here are incorrect. A yuppie speedball is a coffee and a mimosa (an upper and downer, like a real speedball), often consumed at an overpriced brunch attended by yuppies.

I’ll have a grapefruit mimosa and a cup of fair trade coffee, I need the yuppie speedball today

Yuppie speedball by ka_usc October 21, 2021