🍑 wash your bum bum is a phrase meaning washing your ass back and forth, make it wap then get a towel and mop for this wap. Give your bum everything you got for all of this wap, beat it hard and take out the dirt then shake it off. 🍑
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Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Hey son did you wash your bum bum? it’s really smelly.
Kkwazzawazzakkwaquikkwalaquaza krrr zzabolazza: Yeah daddy, mommy washed it for me just now.
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Okay very good son, now lets go find some fresh wap!
Kkwazzawazzakkwaquikkwalaquaza krrr zzabolazza: YAYAYYAYAYAYY I think we can find some wap in babor rajasundaram Isgara’s houseeeee
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Lets goooooo son!! Let’s get these pussy wapping!
Kkwazzawazzakkwaquikkwalaquaza krrr zzabolazza: WOOOOHOOOOOOOO TINGADINGANINGANINGANINGANINGANINGA!!
Very simply put, 'up your bum' is the ultimate Australian toast. It's not meant literally ('stick it up your ass and rotate', more the opposite, much like the toast: "mud in your eye". Also, it is very important to say it the right way. If you go in 'half assed' with this toast, you'll get strange looks (as an American friend of mine found out, when I recommended him to try it Queensland). Say it with a little confidence and a smile, but don't be aggressive - that's not the right way to go about things in the broad brown land of oz. Most of all - enjoy this toast with a large, cold sparkling amber beverage under the Aussie sky with a good mate.
(At the pub)
Andy: Cheers big ears!
Toddles: Up your bum!
(both take a very hefty swig, exhale loudly and exude a happiness unknown to those not sitting with you at that moment ;-)
This is a couples' game; you blindfold one participant, then the other person sticks a digit in their bum and a digit in their partner's bum, one digit from each hand.
Then, wave the differing fingers under the blindfolded participant's nose, to see if they can guess which finger is which, whilst repeating with each finger swap... "My bum.... your bum?!"