your bum

is not as nice as my bum. yours is hairy.

Look, my bums smoooooooth, your has hair, and i think thats shavers rash?

by King Loz September 1, 2003

hows your bum for grubs

how are you? or what's been happening? good ol' fashioned aussie slang.

as a "very" informal greeting "hows your bum for grubs?

by the bobs January 17, 2014

wash your bum bum

🍑 wash your bum bum is a phrase meaning washing your ass back and forth, make it wap then get a towel and mop for this wap. Give your bum everything you got for all of this wap, beat it hard and take out the dirt then shake it off. 🍑
DISCLAIMER:
Only meant for entertainment purposes and we didn’t mean to offend anyone or anything.

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Hey son did you wash your bum bum? it’s really smelly.
Kkwazzawazzakkwaquikkwalaquaza krrr zzabolazza: Yeah daddy, mommy washed it for me just now.
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Okay very good son, now lets go find some fresh wap!
Kkwazzawazzakkwaquikkwalaquaza krrr zzabolazza: YAYAYYAYAYAYY I think we can find some wap in babor rajasundaram Isgara’s houseeeee
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Lets goooooo son!! Let’s get these pussy wapping!
Kkwazzawazzakkwaquikkwalaquaza krrr zzabolazza: WOOOOHOOOOOOOO TINGADINGANINGANINGANINGANINGANINGA!!

by Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara February 4, 2021

get your head out of your bum

get your head out of your bum a non vulgar way to tell someone to get their head out of their ass meaning pay attention to whats going on around you

my teacher told me get your head out of your bum and pay attention to whats going around you

by bluebear February 28, 2020

Up your bum!

Very simply put, 'up your bum' is the ultimate Australian toast. It's not meant literally ('stick it up your ass and rotate', more the opposite, much like the toast: "mud in your eye". Also, it is very important to say it the right way. If you go in 'half assed' with this toast, you'll get strange looks (as an American friend of mine found out, when I recommended him to try it Queensland). Say it with a little confidence and a smile, but don't be aggressive - that's not the right way to go about things in the broad brown land of oz. Most of all - enjoy this toast with a large, cold sparkling amber beverage under the Aussie sky with a good mate.

(At the pub)
Andy: Cheers big ears!
Toddles: Up your bum!
(both take a very hefty swig, exhale loudly and exude a happiness unknown to those not sitting with you at that moment ;-)

by AndrewO May 15, 2006

my bum your bum

This is a couples' game; you blindfold one participant, then the other person sticks a digit in their bum and a digit in their partner's bum, one digit from each hand.
Then, wave the differing fingers under the blindfolded participant's nose, to see if they can guess which finger is which, whilst repeating with each finger swap... "My bum.... your bum?!"

Let's play my bum your bum...

I recognise that shit smell anywhere.... that's not my bum , that's YOUR BUM !

by dylanpenguin August 10, 2017

see ya when your bum cracks

An expression of farewell. Usually said at the end of work

Paul: "It's time to go home"
Mark: " Yep i'm done. See ya when your bum cracks!!"

by Mainty O'Freddy September 9, 2008