Your Mothers Dick 

If you searched this (like i did) than ur a freak like me. And you need to get laid....BAD, because u havent been laid in a year. and now your penis is crusting because u cant get laid and u masterbate, and now u have to go see the doctor because the cum crust wont come off. Haha i mean really find a prostitute in an alley or something cause thats just fucked up. i mean sure they smell like vomit and whiskey but thats okay because i like that smell i mean yum i love vomit so yeah fuck something even your cat i mean for real

Your mothers dick is hairy.

Your Mothers Dick by mother fuckin bitch August 17, 2011

the dick your mother used to ride 

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.

"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum

the dick your mother used to ride by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER 

this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother

P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 16, 2022

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