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your grandpa 

the next version of your face comments; commonly followed by the words "last night".
1: sprry, i was too busy last night
2: your mom was too busy last night
1: i was too busy with your grandpa last night

1: i was exhausted
2: your grandpa was exhausted last night
your grandpa by Jillay December 7, 2006
Words you can keep

Your Grandpa 

A Slim Shadey wanta be, who drinks buttwiper, is obssessed with "Keeping with the Joneses", and is "A Legend in his own Mind"!
Your Grandpa thinks he knows his shit, but is realy an ID10T.
Your Grandpa by Fook Yu April 13, 2004

Your grandpa a trap 

No insult surpasses this one. It is the ultimate roast.
Brock: ur mom gay lol.
Adam: stfu Your grandpa a trap.

Your Grandpa a man bra 

Probably the worst thing you can say to anyone about their grandpas and the emotional trauma will cause suicide rates to rise 1000%
May: Your Granny Tranny
Josh: Oh yeah? Your Grandpa a Man Bra
May: *Jumps off cliff*
Mays Mom: *Jumps off tree*

Mays Dad: *Cries to death*

Mays Sister: *Changes name and moves 6 countries*

your grandpa tranpa 

It’s basically a continuation of “ur granny tranny”which is used by a few virgins because they don't know what it means
Carl: your mum gay

Gary: your granny tranny

Carl: your grandpa tranpa

Gary: *dies*

your grandpa a transgender. 

A ultimate response to anyone who uses "you mum gay lol" or "your dad a lesbian" using this will cripple you opponent

causing a full body shut down
P1- Your mum gay lol

P2-Well your dad a lesbian

P1- *shuketh* your grandpa a transgender.

P2- Dies x2

Your grandpa queer 

This insult is so bad in most countries it is illegal it will make your opponent die ,come back alive,and kill thereself
Jimmy: ur mom gay lol
Devin: yo dad lesbian lmao
Jimmy: you’re granny tranny

Devin: yo fam you uncle bisexual

Jimmy: yo aunt pansexual
Devin: your grandpa queer YEET

Jimmy: turns into a neutron star L
Your grandpa queer by Lil fam November 20, 2018
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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