your grandma 

the ultimate diss; way above "your mom"

Your grandma

your grandma by workmakerupper07 June 12, 2010

your grandma 

Your first lay

I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass.

your grandma by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Your grandma 

ugly

your grandma

Your grandma by hfvhhf November 22, 2021

your grandma bisexual 

Worse than "your dad lesbian" and "yo're mum gay" combined. If followed by a "Lol XD", then true devestation is brought forth.

Carl: your dad lesbian and your mom gay.

An intellectual: your grandma bisexual Lol XD

Carl: dies of gayness and being a faggot

your grandma bisexual by Throckmorton the skater May 10, 2018

Your Grandma's Hot 

You want to have sex with someone

Dude, your grandma's hot!

Your Grandma's Hot by Slurpky January 13, 2008

slap your grandma 

A phrase that means that something is so good that you're awestruck by it to the point where you're so disoriented that you might mistakenly slap your grandmother. If someone takes this literally it could at best cause an awkward situation and at worst cause your entire family to fall apart.

"Woo-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma!
There oughta be a law, get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk..."
-Trace Adkins, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Mom: "Everybody, Jimmy was nice enough to cook us this Thanksgiving turkey!"
Everyone: "Yea, Jimmy! Hip hip hooray!"
Jimmy: "Aw gee guys...Mom, why don't you have the first bite."
Mom: (eating it) "WOW I'll be damned if this isn't the greatest turkey I've ever had! Slap your grandma!"
Jimmy: "OK." ***SMACK!!!*** (pimp-slaps her across the face)
Mom: "Well I never! Jimmy, how could you?"
Dad: "Son, get out of here this instant. You're banished from this family forever."
Jimmy: "But but but..."
Dad: "But but but...SHUT UP!!! Get your elderly-assaulting ass out of my house!"

slap your grandma by Nicholas D May 23, 2008

Take Your Grandma to Applebees 

An unknown sexual position, as appearing on Conan O'Brien.

Just because you can take your grandma to Applebees, it doesn't mean you shouldn't.

Take Your Grandma to Applebees by AnonDavid November 11, 2010