Your Forehead
Person 1: bro nothing is longer than my pp
person 2: what about your forehead
person 1: dies of ligma
person 2: what about your forehead
person 1: dies of ligma
Your Forehead by Srry cant he4r u September 2, 2021
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go hoop your forehead
jail term, to hoop is to smuggle drugs or parphenelia into a jail. hoop your forehead is to suggest you smuggle your own head up your ass.
go hoop your forehead by dciece June 27, 2009
Balls On Your Forehead
Balls On Your Forehead by Staci ! May 14, 2008
place your forehead
A phrase instructing the subject to rest his/her forehead on a specified object (such as a table) so that the subject is bent over and easily accessible for doggy-style sexual intercourse.
This phrase is used while slapping the object that the forehead should be placed on with your fingertips, similar to the way the phrase "knock on wood" requires knocking a table.
This phrase is used while slapping the object that the forehead should be placed on with your fingertips, similar to the way the phrase "knock on wood" requires knocking a table.
place your forehead by Chode Sandwich May 6, 2005
vaseline on your forehead
When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.
vaseline on your forehead by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023
vaseline on your forehead
When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.
vaseline on your forehead by workerofsocial November 27, 2015
balls on your forehead
A friendly farewell amongst headbangers, similar to "have a great day" or "Live long and prosper".
It stems from the concept that if a male were to "bang" (i.e. have sexual intercourse with) someone's head, their balls would be on the person's forehead.
It stems from the concept that if a male were to "bang" (i.e. have sexual intercourse with) someone's head, their balls would be on the person's forehead.
balls on your forehead by Bob Squash July 4, 2004
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