1. A phrase added onto a sentence or story when the content incites excitement or emotion too extreme to be accurately conveyed by verbal description.
Not to be confused with You don't even know, which suggests that the emotion or sensation cannot be described not because it is too powerful but because it is unique to the person experiencing it.
"My mom sent me a birthday text, and it was SOOOOOO cute, like, your daddy don't even know!"
Something to tell a hooker in the throes of passion while slapping her ass, or your missus which would either result in increasingly intense fornication or your status changing to single.
#The more the daddy issues, the more useful the phrase.
'Who's your daddy?' said Dr. Long as he slapped Nursie on the buttocks.
'You are' says Nursie (being a pornstar with issues and all)
'Who's your daddy?' says Fred.
'He died last month asshole' Sarah says as she slams the door on her way out.
Hilarious quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop. Used excessively in Arnoldprank calls which can be quite hilarious. The term who is your daddy which derrives from this usually is an expression of personal superiority to someone else or to emphasize a victory.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.