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Young Long 

Young Long-A fat selfish whore, Who only cares about himself....and fooooood. Liek tha cookie crisp commercial...and getz horny off of it...muahahah...hes in love with a turkey leg
Omg...He ate 10000 lb of food, and then didnt get up for 30 days...and then mazde love with the chiken...omg he is such a young long!
Young Long by Alex S April 30, 2006
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young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time 

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

Yung Long Johns 

the worlds greatest rapper, manly and giant.
Wow, your freestyles are great, you resemble Yung Long Johns
Yung Long Johns by fuggutarded December 9, 2021

Younglings 

a killing target for Anakin Skywalker
"Not even the Younglings survived!"
Younglings by The king of the Doritos February 10, 2020

Killing younglings 

A euphemism for masturbating used by fans of Star Wars. A quotable gem from the shitty prequels.
"Sorry, I had to kill some younglings last night"

Obi-Wan - "I have seen a security hologram of him killing younglings"
Killing younglings by Juzzfusion January 26, 2010

Youngling Slayer 5000 

The official name of Anakin and Luke Skywalker's lightsaber. It has done many things, such as slaying younglings. It can also be a synonym for the greek word "Malakas"
(Depressed)This dagger has killed my parents...
(Excited) This is the Youngling slayer 5000?!

Younglinging 

The act of making a child shut up/not annoying in the most efficient way possible. The first person to do so was Anakin Skywalker.
Person 1: "Yoo did you watch Star Wars Episode 3? That was so dope!!!"
Person 2: "I know right? My favourite part is when Anakin did some younglinging after turning into Vader!"
Person 1: "Wait whats younglin-" "Nevermind"
Younglinging by FuckYouCthullu December 22, 2020
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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