Young Long

Young Long-A fat selfish whore, Who only cares about himself....and fooooood. Liek tha cookie crisp commercial...and getz horny off of it...muahahah...hes in love with a turkey leg

Omg...He ate 10000 lb of food, and then didnt get up for 30 days...and then mazde love with the chiken...omg he is such a young long!

by Alex S April 30, 2006

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.

"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020

Yung Long Johns

the worlds greatest rapper, manly and giant.

Wow, your freestyles are great, you resemble Yung Long Johns

by fuggutarded December 9, 2021

Younglings

a killing target for Anakin Skywalker

"Not even the Younglings survived!"

by The king of the Doritos February 10, 2020

Killing younglings

A euphemism for masturbating used by fans of Star Wars. A quotable gem from the shitty prequels.

"Sorry, I had to kill some younglings last night"

Obi-Wan - "I have seen a security hologram of him killing younglings"

by Juzzfusion January 26, 2010

Youngling Slayer 5000

The official name of Anakin and Luke Skywalker's lightsaber. It has done many things, such as slaying younglings. It can also be a synonym for the greek word "Malakas"

(Depressed)This dagger has killed my parents...
(Excited) This is the Youngling slayer 5000?!

by Thathandleisalreadyinuebysomeo May 13, 2021

Younglinging

The act of making a child shut up/not annoying in the most efficient way possible. The first person to do so was Anakin Skywalker.

Person 1: "Yoo did you watch Star Wars Episode 3? That was so dope!!!"
Person 2: "I know right? My favourite part is when Anakin did some younglinging after turning into Vader!"
Person 1: "Wait whats younglin-" "Nevermind"

by FuckYouCthullu December 22, 2020