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you're lame 

You're lame, like so fucking lame, gosh Charlie I hate that so much
you're lame by shfaded September 14, 2016

You're so lame circa 1985 

A comeback used when people that think of themselves as popular or cool make a lame one-liner and think it's the funniest thing since "I'm on a boat," when in reality you aren't affected at all.

Derived from those teen movies in the 80's when the bitch and her best friend/follower make a cheesy remark, usually followed by a high-five, or something of its equivalent.
New Girl: Who are they?

Friend: They're the most popular girls in school... Oh crap, they're coming this way! Quick, look away!

Popular Girl #1: What are you looking at geekface?

Popular Girl #2: Yeah, geekface!

(high-five)

New Girl: Wow, you're so lame circa 1985!

You listen about as well as a lame dog. 

"You listen about as well as a lame dog."
"It means you don’t listen."
-Jason
#1 (N) This cool website where you can ask, answer, and rant about life, love, and anything else that happens in life. And do it completely anonymously.

#2 (N) When you ask lame questions or make lame statements on Youlame

#3 (V) The act of posting a question or comment on Youlame.. (youlame it)
Example #1:
Guy: I want to ask Jenny out but I don't know if she likes me... what should I do?

Friend: Why don't you ask youlame? They give free advice to anyone and no one will know it's you because it's anonymous!

Example #2:

Girl: I have never kissed a boy but I really like this guy. I'm too embarassed to ask anyone because I don't want to be made fun of

Brother: Ew.. I'm not interested in your love life but Youlame it. They'll give you good advice.

Example #3:

Person: WHY DOES THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ME?! I AM SO MAD! No one even understands me.... they just judge me. I am going to rant on Youlame! No one can judge me then!
Youlame by Wondering Leaf January 23, 2014