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Oh my god I can't believe you fell for that!

Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.

For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.

WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.

Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.

you are gay by stu April 5, 2005

If you are reading this you are gay

Haha u are gay

“If you are reading this you are gay”
“Darn I’m gay now”

If you are reading this you are gay by Niggagaming123 September 18, 2020

you are mom gay

In this word, Mom is an adjective to gay, meaning if someone says you are Mom gay or you’re Mom gay, they are calling you a gay mom. Not to be confused with your mom gay lol, which doesn’t have an ‘re.

Straight boy: hey, your mom gay
Straighter boy: oh yeah you are Mom gay

Straight boy: *dies*

you are mom gay by Urmombig gay February 19, 2018

you are moms gay

A come back to end all come backs, you will never lose if used.

Kid1:You suck Benis

Kid.2: you are moms gay

Kid1.: cries

you are moms gay by Saucy cock May 7, 2018

You all are gay i'm normal

When all people in a group chat act like gays.

Created in a group chat from a guy names Nils

"You all are gay I'm normal"

You all are gay i'm normal by xxxmeowchanxxx July 25, 2017

Why are you gay

Who said i am gay

Lol

You are gay.

Why are you gay means that he thinks you are gay

Why are you gay by Inferno vovo March 31, 2019

Why are you gay?

Sentence used in famous video interview, where moderator is asking gay activist questions, that does not make sense.

But why are you gay?
You say you are into female, so why are you gay?

Why are you gay? by whyareyougay March 8, 2019

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026