You a bat 

A nigga or black person

Tyrone: Hey Kyle!, do you want to go to the movies later??
Kyle: NAW NIGGA YOU A BAT!!

You a bat by jraptor23 October 12, 2008

You A Bat 

One who acts like a complete jackass in order to seem cool. When someone acts like a "bat" they are ussualy under the influence of weed or alcohol or maybe even both in some cases. People who act like bats are also refered to as "That Guy", or more generally a "JP".

Bryan smokes alot of pot, then drinks alot, he then proceeds to "fly" around the room as a bat acting like a complete idiot. When he stops, someone then tells him, nigga, you a bat right now.

You A Bat by ThatloserGuy January 27, 2008

naw nigga you a bat 

A way to say no when someone asks you to complete a simple task that you just flat out don't want to do.

That lady asked me to put two splenda in her latte and I was like "naw nigga you a bat."

naw nigga you a bat by newfad August 7, 2008

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH! by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

A battle with your hand you cannot win

When someone keeps on masturbating

Why do you need so much lotion for your skin
That’s when I realized that you have A battle with your hand you cannot win

A battle with your hand you cannot win by ndotty_gzzzz October 2, 2026

I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it 

Organs and zombies might be on there way so if they do come they might eat us with there chicken nuggets with when they merge together they wool and wool can be really useful to help make a bedrock and play minecraft and hit fortnite in the face

I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it so gifs are fun like pp squirt that so cute longest mug gooX

I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it by Supermann0X July 13, 2021