Person 1: "Hey, where did Yoslan go?" Person 2: "Who? Ohhhh, you mean that stupid boy loving degeneratepiece of shit faggot? I don't know, probably left the party cuz no bitches were tryna be on his dick cuz he plays Terraria"
Yoshlan, the one who puts details into all that he does even while being unable to multitask; has dozens of girls after him but can’t seem to settle for the one. He wants everlasting experiences with a drink in his hand, Yoshlan is the guy to go to for all problems and especially for good food and pictures. Yoshlan is the vibe everywhere and anywhere like damn I need a Yoshlan moment right now