A mexican femboy faggot who gets no bitches and wastes his life playing friday night funkin and five nights at freddys and terraRIA AND CUPHEAD. pussy
Person 1: "Hey, where did Yoslan go?" Person 2: "Who? Ohhhh, you mean that stupid boy loving degenerate piece of shit faggot? I don't know, probably left the party cuz no bitches were tryna be on his dick cuz he plays Terraria"
Yoshlan, the one who puts details into all that he does even while being unable to multitask; has dozens of girls after him but can’t seem to settle for the one. He wants everlasting experiences with a drink in his hand, Yoshlan is the guy to go to for all problems and especially for good food and pictures. Yoshlan is the vibe everywhere and anywhere like damn I need a Yoshlan moment right now
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.