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Kira Yoshikage
Someone who is 33 years old; has a house in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, is not married; works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest; doesn't smoke, occasionally drinks; in bed by 11 PM, makes sure to get eight hours of sleep, no matter what; has a glass of warm milk, does about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, usually has no problems sleeping until morning; Just like a baby, wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning; was told there were no issues at their last check-up; wishes to live a very quiet life; takes care not to trouble themselves with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause them to lose sleep at night; although, if they were to fight they wouldn't lose to anyone (except Josuke Higashikata).
Kira Yoshikage by Goldstation June 18, 2019
Related Words
Yoshiha • yoshiharu • Dai Yoshihara • Hina Yoshihara • Yoshi Hand • Yoshikage Kira • Yoshidas • Yoshidass • Yoshikage • Yoshikawa
Yoshikage Kira
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I'm in bed by 11 PM and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
I'm in bed by 11 PM and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Person 1: do you know who Kira is
Person 2: yes he says "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
Person 2: yes he says "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
Yoshikage Kira by BruhJoe February 14, 2020
My name is Yoshikage Kira
A monologue used by the main antagonist in part 4 of the franchise: Jojo's bizarre adventure, it was used in the situation to exclaim that the the villain had such confidence in winning, he exposed everything about himself
Teacher: how about you introduce yourself to the class
Kid: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Kid: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
My name is Yoshikage Kira by Kureiji diayamondo December 7, 2020
Yoshikage Kira
1. To be33 years old
2. To live in the northeastern section of Morioh
3. To not be married
4. To work as an employee at the Same Yu department stores
5. To get home by 8 pm at the latest
6. To never smoke but occasionally drink
7. To be in bet at 11 pm
8. To get exactly 8 hours of sleep
9. To have a glass of warm milk and do 20 minutes of stretches before bed
10. To sleep like a baby
11. To be told you had no issues your last check-up
12. To not trouble yourself with enemies
13. To want to live a quiet life
2. To live in the northeastern section of Morioh
3. To not be married
4. To work as an employee at the Same Yu department stores
5. To get home by 8 pm at the latest
6. To never smoke but occasionally drink
7. To be in bet at 11 pm
8. To get exactly 8 hours of sleep
9. To have a glass of warm milk and do 20 minutes of stretches before bed
10. To sleep like a baby
11. To be told you had no issues your last check-up
12. To not trouble yourself with enemies
13. To want to live a quiet life
Yoshikage Kira by Sprout Wackey March 11, 2020
Kira Yoshikage
Kira Yoshikage by ||JAE|| April 13, 2019
Hitomi Yoshizawa
An ex-leader and 4th generation member of the Japanese girl group, Morning Musume. She is best known for being the most tomboy-ish member of the group as well as one with the most strong personality and sense of humor. Often referred to as Yossie/Yoshi/yossui.
Hitomi Yoshizawa by lslickyv January 7, 2011
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